Pat Robertson may not be a good 'Christian' but he is certainly good for a seemingly never ending string of comedy. In 1998 he warned Orlando, Fl. that they 'risked hurricanes, earthquakes, and terrorist bombs'
after they allowed homosexual organizations to display rainbow flags. In 2003, he suggested that the State Department be blown up with a nuclear device.
After recently calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, it seems Mr.
Robertson is so out of touch with REALITY that he now worships 8 former shool board members from Dover, Pennsylvania as "GOD". On a recent broadcast of the Christian Broadcasting Networks "700 Club" he was discussing the recent election in Dover where 8 school board members were voted out of office primarily because of their implementation of 'intelligent design' into that schools curriculum. So Mr.
Robertson had this to say to those voters:
"if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city,.....And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there,"
So, for all the great comedy, I say thanks to Mr. Robertson. But as far as his claim to be a Christian, it is my guess that Jesus himself would say to him: "GO FU** YOURSELF MR. ROBERTSON!"
Thanks,
Ben "Go Fu** Yourself Mr. Cheney" Marble, M.D.
www.hurricanekatrinasucked.com
clone9@yahoo.com
after they allowed homosexual organizations to display rainbow flags. In 2003, he suggested that the State Department be blown up with a nuclear device.
After recently calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, it seems Mr.
Robertson is so out of touch with REALITY that he now worships 8 former shool board members from Dover, Pennsylvania as "GOD". On a recent broadcast of the Christian Broadcasting Networks "700 Club" he was discussing the recent election in Dover where 8 school board members were voted out of office primarily because of their implementation of 'intelligent design' into that schools curriculum. So Mr.
Robertson had this to say to those voters:
"if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city,.....And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there,"
So, for all the great comedy, I say thanks to Mr. Robertson. But as far as his claim to be a Christian, it is my guess that Jesus himself would say to him: "GO FU** YOURSELF MR. ROBERTSON!"
Thanks,
Ben "Go Fu** Yourself Mr. Cheney" Marble, M.D.
www.hurricanekatrinasucked.com
clone9@yahoo.com
