The scandalous voting practices that have lead to the decimation of this country are like global warming. If they aren 't fixed ...well, nothing else really matters does it?
The Definition of Insanity; Doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results.
Let 's go back to yesteryear when, for the first time in our country 's history, the US president was appointed by the Supreme Court. Star date 2000. As we all remember, things got a little dicey in Florida that year. Democrats, not ever wanting to look like sore losers, certainly weren 't going to get into fisticuffs with the Republicans over hanging chads. What do you think we are? Barbarians? So while dripping with class and good-sportsmanship they held the door for the self-proclaimed compassionate conservative and cleared his way to the White House.
So, after four deadly years, just as the founders envisioned it, we get another chance to use our electoral process to make sure that roving bands of sociopaths aren 't allowed to destroy everything in their way for yet another four years.
Believing in the old adage ...fool me once ...the Democrats hired 30,000 lawyers and trained thousands of poll watchers to keep an eye on things just in case there was any electoral hanky-panky.
Then other notable irregularities began to surface. One district had a machine that tabulated a negative amount of votes. Another counted around 150,000 votes in a district that only had 30,000 people of voting age. People in predominately black districts having to wait in line for 9 hours. Coincidentally??? this all took place in Ohio. The state where the election commissioner was a contributor to the RNC and the manufacturer of the voting machines promised Bush he 'd bring home a winner.
So hearing all of this will wake the Democrats up to mobilize the 30,000 attorneys, right? And we 'll wait for the reports from the poll watchers just to make sure there weren 't any other feats of magic exhibited by these insidious machines. Yes? NO.
John Kerry, the democratic candidate for president, an environmentalist, a decorated war veteran, a successful attorney, a respected member of the US senate, an anti-war activist with a billionaire wife conceded the election just 14 hours after the polls closed in California. GODDAM DEMOCRATS.
And just to add a little more despair to the nightmare, liberal internet journalists, not wanting to be seen as sore losers either, ridiculed everyone who had anything to say about the previous night 's nefarious events.
It 's just a lose-lose when your party throws in the towel before the count has even begun and your most left-leaning journalists bail just when you need them most. You 're investigative journalists for chrissakes. Go investigate something.
So I think that now the question is not How can we stop them from buying these infernal machines? It 's - How do we stop them from using these machines to steal the next election?
I think a contingency plan is in order ...and here 's my idea. It 's really a no-brainer so I won 't take a whole lot of credit for it.