Joke: Just Like Sheldon

A man walks to 5th and 42nd street in N.Y.C. during a downpour and somehow manages to get a taxi immediately. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Sheldon".

"Who?"

"Sheldon Cohen. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my cab being vacant during a rainstorm. It would of happened like that for Sheldon EVERY time."

"Well, no one's perfect. There are always a few clouds over everybody," stated the passenger.

"Not Sheldon," said the cabbie. "He was a terrific athlete. He could of gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone & danced like a Broadway star. Handsome & sophisticated, more than Cary Grant. He had a better body than Arnold in his prime. He was something!"

"Somehow Sheldon just knew exactly how to make women happy," the
cabbie continued.

"He had a memory like a computer. Could remember every-body's birthday.
He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything.
Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood goes black!"

"WOW, incredible, no wonder you remember him!" said the passenger.

"Well, I never actually met Sheldon", admitted the cabbie.

"Then how do you know so much about him?" asked the passenger.

"After he died, I married his wife!"