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Why does the Ring Dog Toy have a wire attached?

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Happy New Year. The following is only for immature audiences.

I am still trying to get my "head" around Hunter and My Hippocampus: The Real "House Hunters," when I realized Hunter isn't "going into my brain" to find a location. The self-aware hippocampus part of my brain is going into Hunter's brain and telling him what to do. If that's true, then I should be able to tell him to get the two rings with an attached wire I left out on the patio.

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You can watch the video to see why I attached a wire to the rings, it's only 4 minutes.

Unfortunately, the video of me telepathically telling him to get the ring dog toy is 11 minutes long.

Notice that in the first part of the movie Hunter is wearing a comfort jacket. Hunter goes crazy when I use my electric razor or waterpik, so I bought him a calming vest to see if that would help. [1]


[1] Anxiety wraps are vest-like garments designed to calm anxious dogs. The vests work under the theory that pressure applied to the dog's torso causes a calming effect similar to swaddling a crying infant or hugging a distressed person.

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