Why I Love Trump
by John Kendall Hawkins
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For this sonnet I'll put on a bonnet
and be as a busy bee -- handsome, free:
I liked Ike, but I do so love Trump. Weeeee!
Soon he'll need some Black votes dumped: I'm on it.
No easy life being a MAGA dog
Always called to heel, to pee, and play dead
Too much of nothing, like Bob Dylan said,
Can make a man mean, can unhinge a cog.
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There's 450,000,000 guns,
With all us patriots tapping our toes
Waiting for Paul Revere, now in repose
With his giddy up horse whinnying tons.
I long to hear that Viking rebel call, Amen!
DJ's hand on our collective p*ssy again.