Time and time again, we in
In the world today, there are millions upon millions of people who are suffering in poverty. Many are unemployed, homeless, hungry and desperately looking for relief. In "developed" nations, those in need are absorbing much of their nation's fiscal resources. Unfortunately, many of
Everyday, we are handed extra fees, fines and taxes just to pay for their increasing dependency and associated governmental costs attributed to their unfortunate existence. Those who are productive in our present society are expected to care for those who continue to exist thanks to the government teat while the numbers of these dependents grows exponentially. Yes, much of this need is caused from corporate greed and a poor business environment but it is the inevitable outcome of a world which has become overpopulated with resource allocation strained and misery, a seeping wound of the people. Just imagine if there weren't so many in need: Imagine how much extra money the rest of us would have.
To combat, support and forever solve the "problems" as reported by so many neo-conservatives, "right wing" politicians and their followers world wide, I propose the following steps which would be an extreme solution but nonetheless, a necessary one that I am certain would pass not only in Congressional review but in so many State legislative bodies and foreign Nations which have adopted extremist solutions all their own in order to solve the "problems" of over population and increasing social dependence. The solution is as follows:
We should eat the poor and downtrodden.
I know what you must be thinking: What?!?! You're Insane!!! Don't be alarmed at this initial reaction; it is a perfectly normal one but alas, it is just a temporary one. You will soon enough, with the full support of politicians and their media talking heads, come to accept it as a step which is necessary toward alleviating so many "problems" across the Globe, unless of course, you are among those chosen for said eating. After all, this nation and others believed "Weapons of Mass Destruction" was a viable reason to wage a brutal, never ending, civilian killing war so what I am proposing will soon enough be accepted as a necessary step toward maintaining our "National Security" and complete, financial stability on a global level.