Too Big to Fail

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Governor Christie;

Too big to fail.

Faster than

A speeding snail!

Can't be run out

On a rail.

Would need a custom cell in jail.

Yells at women,

Old and frail.

Needs a Limo,

To walk an inch;

We may need him

In a pinch.

His private life's not

Your affair;

He's really got a

Giant pair.

Living off the fat

Of the land

Pry his fork

From his cold dead hand.