This letter was leaked to the Front Porch Forum in Vermont

Dear Nety:

If you want more military aid

We will ask you to answer two questions correctly:

One, Who is the biggest, most macho power in world?

(Make that the universe.)

And two, How many legs does a dog have?

If you guess right we will keep

Being your chump, your gull, your soft touch, your sucker,

Starting with a billion dollars.

Just promise us one thing:

That you will consider ending your siege

Of Gaza sometime in the foreseeable future.

Signed: Biden PS Love you