All the Teabaggers, Neocons, Dittoheads, Racists and unrepentant Rapture Righties must be suffering serious shell shock this morning. They woke up, rubbed their eyes, turned on their TV's and dropped their bibles and/or Guns-N-Ammo magazines in stunned realization that it wasn't just a bad dream -- the black man was actually returned to the White House.
Almost as bad, several states legalized marriage equality and recreational marijuana use. Egad. The godless queers can get married while smoking pot! Hurry up, Marge, it's time to build another ark! An' don't look behind ya', you'll turn into a pillar of salt!
You have to feel sorry for them. They believed their Holy-men -- Limbaugh and Beck and Hannity and O'Reilly and the lesser minions -- who coddled them and assured them that Romney and Ryan were the Chosen Ones to lead them out of the darkness that was . . . well, the darker-than-Caucasoid President in the White House.
Of course they're suffering some kind of psychic shock today. We know Rush "Deaf by Temptation" Limbaugh can't part with as much as a gram of his precious stash, but the least Beck and the other Neocon gurus could do is hop in their private Leer Jets and make an emergency Xanax drop over the faithful they so grievously deceived.
Hopefully, these lost souls will find a support group somewhere to ease them into the reality that the majority of Americans did not want to see a return to Feudalism and medieval restrictions on women's rights, equal rights, worker's rights, minority rights, children's rights . . . ad infinitum.
Turns out, that's not the kind of change anybody could believe in.