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The week: Aretha's scribbled will wins; plus heat

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A jury said Aretha Franklin's scribbled will in the sofa was the legit one, not the signed one in the cabinet.
A jury said Aretha Franklin's scribbled will in the sofa was the legit one, not the signed one in the cabinet.
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By Bob Gaydos

Here's another stream of consciousness report on the news because, well, we seem to be living in a stream of consciousness world:

The week began in what has become a normal pattern these days with (1.) Donald Trump asking a judge to postpone his trial for stealing and refusing to return classified government documents until the 12th of Never or he gets elected president again, whichever comes first, which was a disturbing development because said judge is believed to have a crush on the twice-impeached former president and might rule in his favor, which isn't what happened to (2.) some of Aretha Franklin's offspring, who went to court four years after her death to decide which one of her wills was the real one, the notarized, signed one found in a locked cabinet or the scribbled, unsigned one found stuffed in a couch cushion, which also contained comments about the singer's ex-boyfriends, which may have convinced the jury in Pontiac, Mich., that it was the legit will because that's how they decided after only an hour of discussion, a ruling some found as curious as (3.) the World Health Organization's determination that the artificial sweetener, aspartame could cause cancer while a special panel appointed by the same UN organization simultaneously said the sweetener was still safe for regular use, which is pretty much what (4.) the NRA said about the widespread availability of all types of guns in response to a report that the U.S. in 2023 had experienced the deadliest six months of mass killings since 2006, or 140 killings in 180 days, not that anyone noticed, (5.) what with record numbers of tourists flocking to Death Valley hoping to experience record high temperatures as the thermometer hovered near 130 degreesF, (6.) which wasn't far from the heat generated on picket lines in Los Angeles by striking actors and writers, led by The Nanny, Fran Drescher, president of the Screen Actors Guild, who roasted film and streaming companies executives for, among other things, wanting to use artificial intelligence- generated images of background actors instead of real people in order to save money, which is the opposite of (7.) what India had in mind when it launched a rocket to the Moon, hoping for a soft landing for a lunar rover to explore the surface of the moon and bolster India's emerging space program as a major source of revenue, rather than, as some cynics speculated, as an exploration for a future home for some of the nearly 1.5 billion people living in a country whose trains keep running into each other and (8.) whose neighbor, China, is being difficult over some disputed borders between the ancient countries, who have maintained a careful relationship with (9.) Russia as it slogs through a misbegotten war against Ukraine, who has (10.) been promised NATO membership in the future, whether or not (11.) Russian President Vladimir Putin figures out which of his generals knew about the attempted coup before it unraveled almost as quickly as (12.) Twitter when Elon Musk bought it to show us again how smart he is.

Whew. " Oh yeah, (13.) The New York Times announced it was eliminating its sports desk and pretty much nobody noticed.

There.

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