From Other Words
They were a lot nicer than QAnon conspiracy theorists seem to believe.
In the interest of stemming the QAnon conspiracy theories about Satanist pedophile rings in Hollywood, I'd like to share my experience with actual Satanists in Hollywood. The truth is so much more boring than the (completely false) conspiracy theories.
The co-host Sarah Marshall is writing a book on the Satanic panic and she really knows the topic inside and out. It's not too different from today: adults became hysterical over alleged sexual abuse of children by a Satanic cult that didn't exist. It never existed.
Even still, until a few years ago, I'd keep my black cat in the house around Halloween each year because of rumors common among cat owners that Satanists like to abduct cats especially black ones for ritual torture and sacrifice.
Then, one day I was out with a friend and she told me she was a Satanist.
Umm, a what?
My friend seemed so normal! She was a military veteran. She worked in IT. I knew that she had clashed with her parents over their belief in evangelical Christianity -- but what?
I asked some questions and then went home and Googled it to fact check. It turns out that Satanism is not very different from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Neither one believes in Satan or in a flying spaghetti monster. They're jokes intended to troll Christians who try to impose their beliefs on others through politics.
The Satanic Temple is essentially a political protest group disguised as a religion. If another religion wants to have prayer in schools or the Ten Commandments in a public building, these Satanists show up to say it's only fair that they give the school children Satanic coloring books too or something. It's a political tactic to enforce the separation of church and state.
Once I'd established that my friend wasn't going to harm my cat, I left it alone. Satanism wasn't for me, and my friend's beliefs were her business.
Then one day she needed a ride to a Satanist meetup in Hollywood...and I wanted to go to Hollywood. They were meeting somewhere kind of touristy that sounded fun. I planned to just nerd out about movies while they did their thing without me.
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