The Ted Cruz Blues

Ted Cruz takes the wheel of the Republican Clown Car
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Today we consider the cause of Ted Cruz,

A man of great vision comprised of thin views,

Who counts sine qua non to be president,

On those who pray God that he's heaven-sent.

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He's big on defending sanc'ty of life,

'Specially the kind that plays drum and fife

Our army to him can do nothing wrong,

And deserves yet another ten million long.

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Babies rank particular high on his list,

As long as they like Israel's right to exist.

The ones that don't were born just for terror.

They're fodder for drones, God's little squarer.

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