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The Ted Cruz Blues

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From flickr.com/photos/47422005@N04/16709899967/: Ted Cruz takes the wheel of the Republican Clown Car
Ted Cruz takes the wheel of the Republican Clown Car
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Today we consider the cause of Ted Cruz,

A man of great vision comprised of thin views,

Who counts sine qua non to be president,

On those who pray God that he's heaven-sent.

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He's big on defending sanc'ty of life,

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'Specially the kind that plays drum and fife

Our army to him can do nothing wrong,

And deserves yet another ten million long.

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Babies rank particular high on his list,

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As long as they like Israel's right to exist.

The ones that don't were born just for terror.

They're fodder for drones, God's little squarer.

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I was born in Detroit in 1959, though I lived my formative years in Stillwater, Minnesota, a town just south of Garrison Keillor's Lake Wobegon, or at least one of the villages he based it on. I graduated from Stillwater High in 1977 and from the (more...)
 

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