Columbus, Ohio - Ultra-conservatives really love the closet. And no, I'm not just talking in a Larry Craig kind of way. Some of them use it to protect themselves, but many more use it to protect their agenda.
The closet can hide all sorts of truths among its shadows. Americans and any facts about the US that don't fit the right-wing narrative can be disappeared in this enclosed recess -- either bullied into silence or simply ignored -- and conservatism can continue to prosper. Because, quite frankly, conservatives need a big enough closet to house a combo Imelda Marcos/Carrie Bradshaw shoe collection if they are to continue prospering after the economic, foreign policy and social destruction they have wreaked upon this nation.
Right-wingers can tell you that gays and lesbians are some strange breed of misanthrope intent on intergalactic sexual dominion, because if you've never met anyone who is gay before, you just might believe it.
Enough people to sway an election might, all polling to the contrary,
be convinced by television advertisements that most Americans want to cut Social Security, think closing the gun-show loophole is unimportant, or believe the Citizens United decision makes any sense whatsoever.
On all of these, by the way, the "progressive" or non-Ted Nugent
position polls at or above 70 percent both in swing states and
nationwide, making people possessing these ideas the silent majority
Richard Nixon once considered worthy of song.
The protectors of
the status quo will fight like hell to keep you and your ideas safely
behind the folded khakis or under the Etch-A-Sketch: you can bet on it.
It is what makes Sandra Fluke, Ellen DeGeneres and interviews with those
who have lost their jobs due to Mitt Romney's machinations, in a word,
dangerous. Human faces, especially, serve to blow up their myths.
Because if we see people with whom we can identify going through a crisis, or having made what for them was a sensible decision, then it might not seem unreasonable to us. (The principle holds true with humans but not cyborgs. Hence, the reason most of us react to Mitt Romney in much the same way we do to a malfunctioning fax machine).
A breath of fresh air
All of which brings us
to a progressive blogger conference last week in Providence, Rhode
Island, called Netroots Nation. At this conference, former Microsoft
software developer and current congressional candidate from Washington
State's First District, Darcy Burner, stood up and courageously spoke
about the issue of abortion during a keynote address.
Most people don't know that three in ten American women have had an abortion
by age 45 (in fact I had no idea until last week), because the Right
has successfully shamed women who made a legal, medically based decision
into hiding in those shadows in the closet. Burner, not one for
running meek campaigns (a breath of fresh air among Democrats), asked
women in the crowd to stand if they had had an abortion, and felt
comfortable doing so. She then asked if everyone else would join them
and stand up, showing support for these women. Then, Burner rightly
said, "this is how we change the stories in people's heads."
Right-wingers, as well as other various confused souls, felt that closet
door opening ever so slightly. And they knew they needed to kick it closed, lest others cross the threshold and not feel ashamed.
Enter comical right-wing blogger Melissa Clouthier (who likes to keep
"doctor" in her official title, so we might think she possesses some
sort of guidance for us on these and other matters -- and as a
chiropractor, I'm just sure she's an expert on the uterus), who
misquoted Burner and claimed the women in the hall were "celebrating"
abortion.
Common sense was also lost on Joe Connelly of the Seattle Post Intelligencer, as he took to Clouthier's misquote and spin. And of course Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson's publication, The Daily Caller, got in on the mythmaking too.
Lucky us, being able to watch 1,000 Mesozoic Era intellects bloom in real time.
Burner, on the other hand, was doing what must be done in an age
dominated by right-wing moneymen, pouring millions of dollars into
everything from telling us Jesus was a car-elevator-owning hedge fund
manager to telling us that global warming isn't happening.
This is why it is so important that Burner brought some sunlight to the truth. And we'd be all be the better for it if there were many more like her in our politics.
