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I had invented a new English word. A bizzaroli is  a real event or interpretation so bizarre and idiotic that  it can only be either laughed at or cried at depending on    who reads about it and  what consequences he/she   forecasts. Be my guests:

1. Our President recently stated that he was  a pro-choice because  he wanted his two girls to ' make their own healthcare choice when they grow up'.  If we  follow his logic  we should abandon toilets and have people do it on the streets: it is healthier,  lets you have your own choice and definitely good  for  recycling.

2.   The movie about Hillary Clinton  is called  'Political Animals'. That's funny if we consider that her predecessor M.  All bright was called  a ' skirty dog' by Serbs.

3. In the movie  Recount about the Y2000  idiocy in Florida the most bizarre scene is when the Dems HQ finds out that 20000 voters in Florida were disenfranchised  due to a deliberately wrong list sent to counties  by the  Florida State.  And then we hear:

- Sp what, we can't do anything now. We can only let the NACP  know so that does not  happen again.

What? NACP? So among  the 20000 people there was not even one white person?  And why NACP has to watch that- aren't those  20000 just voters? And why this blatant racism  is not even  mentioned?

4.  If the leadership  can be liquid, solid or gaseous,  our current leaders are sublimated gas- they shine from afar but they stink and burn you when you come close and touch.

5. Did anyone notice that the interest rates in our banks are now exactly the same as in the former Soviet Union's  'saving  cashier's places'?    Only that money was not convertible.  Maybe that's the next step.

7.   The media in its frenzy now found out that Mr. Holmes- Joker was not that good a student.  There's nothing new about  it because  'even a C -student' can become a mass- murderer as it was proven  by W but ... the media then did  not make any associations. Well.  a good student  from Harvard can be in love with drones too.

8.  The price of  food will go  up because of the drought. Really?  So far those prices were steadily rising all the time ( while quality going down)  but it is for the first time the media found the cause. I am sure those guys will give themselves a raise.

9. Joe, the Moron, Scarborough lamented that we had no leaders like 'Roosevelt, Kennedy and  Reagan'.  So now  we know  that the best leader is the one who   absolutely does not do anything, like Reagan.

10. Isn't it funny that the only people who operate in SI system of measurements in the US are  drug dealers? They measure their  powder in kilos.

Michael Corleone says in Godfather :

- Please, do not say you are innocent. Admit what you did.   Otherwise it insults my intelligence. Makes me very angry.

I rest my case.

P.S.  I have to add two personal bizzarolies:

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The writer is 67 years old, semi- retired engineer, PhD, PE. I write fiction on a regular basis and I am also 10 years on OEN.

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