Old Rabinovits walks down the street.
- Hey, Rabinovits, how is the health?-Someone calls him.
- You will wait forever,- answers Rabinovits.
The Jewish joke
1. Whenever I see the faces of our leaders.
2. Whenever I hear our leaders talking issues.
3. Whenever I see the faces of our pundits.
4. Whenever I hear our pundits talking about anything.
5. Whenever I hear about American exceptionalism.
6. Whenever I hear about Al- Qaeda and its power.
7. Whenever I witness the open gloating on death.
8. Whenever I see the GOP candidates for running for President (except for Tom H. he seems a nice guy)
9. Whenever I see Carl Rove.