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A friend of mine whom I'll call Carol (to call her "Wolfgang" would be completely wrong because that's not her name) has a very pretty perfect face and a perfect nose to go along with it. It's not store bought; it came directly from her gene pool. Her porcelain skin rarely gets shocked with sun or chlorine. She is a really lovely drop dead gorgeous woman.

But, back to her nose. Carol's nose is absolutely perfect but for one minor problem. She has this tendency to stick it into everybody's business. How such a perfectly formed, God-given nose can find its way into everyone's life and still manage to inhale fresh air, the scent of brownies, catch a cold, sneeze, smell a rat or hide boogers is beyond me. Carol is apparently a nose it all.

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I don't know about you, but I have certain firewalls borders in place and sexually vibrant men boundaries around me when it comes to personal matters. Yes, this coming from the woman who talks about her sometimes nonexistent or imaginary sex life and relationships. I value and respect the right to privacy in others and fiercely value and respect my own. Carol doesn't seem to nose this. Last night, Carol and I decided to meet for drinks dinner and catch up on each other's business lives. Carol is the CEO of a successful nonprofit that I contribute to when she puts a gun against my head as often as I can. She is divorced and has two great kids. I don't identify many kids as "great" normally. Especially if they are teenage boys. I tend to think of them as non-profit vampires of refrigerator contents and laundry detergent mixed with high-test testosterone. So when I say her kids are really great, I mean it in the sincerest way possible as long as they finish cleaning out and reorganizing my attic and garage by next weekend. They are polite, well educated and are coming into their own as young, responsible adults. And they are not nosey like their mother.

As Carol and I were perusing the menu, my cell phone rang. I briefly took the call, confirmed that Tuesday would be fine, excused myself for cutting the conversation short because I was at dinner with a friend and said I would return the call later in the evening or this morning. Then I hung up the phone and returned to trying to read the small print menu.

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"Who was that?" Carol asked. I pretended not to hear.

"Elizabeth, what are you doing on Tuesday? Do you have a date?" she forged on.

Have you ever noticed that three seconds of silence on TV is called "dead air" for a reason? Three seconds is an awfully long time when nobody says anything. I wasn't biting. I didn't even look up from my martini menu. I knew that Carol was dying to know something that was none of her business and for that reason alone I refused to answer. Carol doesn't raise millions of dollars every year in complete silence by taking "no" for an answer. I was enjoying watching her squirm my drink and I thought we got beyond the moment.

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"What are you going to have?" I asked Carol, pretending she had not just broken into the section of my life called "none of your my business".

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Patricia A. Smith is a writer and artist (and sometimes both at the same time). A former columnist, restaurant critic and cruise line executive, Smith has lived in London, Greece, Denmark, Hungary, Egypt, Costa Rica and France. She returned (more...)
 

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