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Scott Brown 'SCHMUCK IN A PICKUP TRUCK' song parody video

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Our new song just got launched on youtube -'Country/Western'  take on Sen. Scott Brown (R- Wall St.) , the Mini-MITT. (same as

...Since Scott Brown drove a truck around Massachusetts, and got himself elected senator, aka 'Wall St.'s Senator.'

--After our MITTallica 'Enter Sandman' version w/ Mitt-based lyrics and metal singing (, here's our  'Unplugged' song. ...Please share it with people in Massachusetts, where he's running for reelection this year.
[twitter: @mittallica1; ...for other parodies]
Well, Scott Brown snuck a win
just by acting in
an old ride. Said he's moderate,
voting conglomerate
-the banks' side.

CHORUS: He's just a schmuck,
in a pickup truck...
Fresh outta luck,
but boy, I like that truck. --Senator from Wall St.,
rest of us ain't got a thing to eat.
Let's get unstuck from this dang schmuck.

Centerfolds flip with ease,
says he's fresh but he's--
a corporate tool. Offered his daughters
while his bank marauders,
break all the rules.

CHORUS: He's just a schmuck,
filling rich men's cups...
When he's just
the 1% chump. --You know he's just a politician,
carrying their gold, bet he's itching. ...The work he ducked,
I'm gonna miss that truck.

[About 'Offered his daughters': the night he won, he said his two daughters were 'available,' single.
--About 'centerfolds': he posed nude in Cosmopolitan.]


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Craig Kaufman has worked on political and educational campaigns in a number of states, including running a US Congress campaign and founding a statewide Pennsylvania issues-legislation organization. His work has been featured with CNN, FOX, (more...)

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