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Rolling Stone and Justin Bieber Deserve Each Other

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Justin Bieber and Rolling Stone are two sides of the music industry dollar. A kid of above average talent with supermodel good looks, on the cover of the world's leading fashion/culture mag servicing the pop music industry, is so predictable in 2014 it's de rigeur.

"It can be made into a monster if we all pull together as a team! And if we tell you the name of the game, boys, we call it riding the gravy train..." __Pink Floyd, Have A Cigar, from Wish You Were Here

I was a charter subscriber to Rolling Stone in 1968, when it was a revolutionary music clearing house, on newsprint. I was a subscriber throughout my tour in Vietnam, though I got about 4 issues because the postal clerks or somebody would usually take them.

At times during my life I have been a journalist (BA U Oregon 1986, MA OK State 2000) who plays. I am now a musician

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who writes, and I've been on the covers of music mags like Blues Revue and Big City Blues.

I'm a qualified media critic. I know what goes on in a news or infotainment magazine, and why. RS has been the second for many years.

The magazine (for that's what it is now) has become as the greatest writer in its history, Ben Fong-Torres, predicted, though Fong-Torres could not go so far at the time as to predict that it would happen to the very newspaper he was writing for.

Fong-Torres said (this is a close paraphrase) that "the substance and trappings of revolution will inevitably be co-opted and commodified by commercial enterprise."

And so it is. The "news hole" (the amount of space devoted to material which is not outright commercial advertisements or PR for various artists) is actually very small. RS is now a pop music industry brand no more revolutionary than Billboard, except that it sells what passes these days for cutting-edge fashion.

Jan Wenner has stuck to his tried-and-true demographic (his personal continuity has been a big factor in RS's duration of commercial success), head-bangers from 13(or younger) to 35. Some of them think, especially the veterans of Iraq and Afghanistan. Most do not; reflection can be very scary.

But they do BUY THINGS, and (youth being hell-bent-for-leather) with less reflection than their older counterparts. With Fukushima looming, the NSA spying, and the general level of bad news overwhelming, a pair of $85 blue jeans can help ease the pain.

"Well, I woke up this mornin' and I got myself a beer, (2x) the future's uncertain but the end is always near." Might as well party down until the money runs out is the attitude.

To these he can sell stuff. But here is an example of the Stone's devolution: they used the face of Robert Kennedy Junior to sell issues when it became clear that the 2004 presidential election had been stolen.

They did NOT even say the name of the man who actually did the research to determine that this was so. Dr. Richard Hayes Phillips, whose book, Witness to A Crime: A Citizens' Audit of An American Election ( Canterbury Press, Rome, NY 2008), is the story of that hijacking of American democracy, and contains a DVD of all of the primary evidence, was never quoted.

I strongly suspect that if anyone actually had Justin Bieber's trust enough to sit down with him in calm privacy and talk, they might find out that Justin is terrified, just as terrified as his peers must be, that his parents' and especially grandparents' generation are wildly veering from crisis to crisis, and all of it at far-greater-than-sustainable-yield resource consumption rates. I have a 21-year-old daughter, and I fear this world heading for disaster may not allow her to have the full range of experience that has been my fortune.

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I expect that at some unguarded moment-- maybe some fragment of time when he was thinking about Anne Frank-- Bieber has looked into the abyss.

He undoubtedly turned his face resolutely away, but I think he's just as scared as anybody, and the irony must sometimes hit him that here he is, worth $100 million and can't take a legal drink yet, an international A-List celebrity, and yet he doesn't have any more influence than some 14-year-old who bought one of his DVDs over whether his Prime Minister involves his nation, Canada deeper in the Ukraine through NATO.

Or over anything. I can well imagine that Justin Bieber probably figures he should just party down, that amount of money will never run out. And after all, Rolling Stone and half a dozen more will be there to chronicle the process.

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My name is William Perkins Homans the third, but probably more people know me as the bluesman (and artist) Watermelon Slim.

I've been in the fight against war, fascism, injustice and inhumanity for 40 years. I was at MayDay, and at the moratorium March the week before. I was one of the leaders of the Great New Jersey Turnpike Stall on my birthday, April 25, 1971.

I bear the scar on my left shin from a neoNazi jackboot, when I was one of the Vietnam Veterans Against the War who bounced the NSWPP from Flamingo Park at the Republican National Convention of 1972. My father fought the Nazis in the North Atlantic and Anzio, and I met their spawn in Miami.

My formal education has been first-rate. I wouldn't trade my degrees for Harvard ones. I was raised in the finest private Catholic and Episcopal high schools.

Elementary School: Gibbons Hall, Asheville, North Carolina

High Schools: Asheville School for Boys, Asheville Country Day, Lenox School for Boys. Graduated with honors 1968.

College: Middlebury College, 1968-DNG

1984-86: University of Oregon, B.A., Journalism and History, Departmental Honors in History, 1986.

I was also captain of the U of O bowling team, 1984-1986. High game 299.

1997-2000: Oklahoma State University. M.A., History, 2000, plus the school-teaching curriculum. Mentor: Dr. Ronald Petrin.

This was my second great self-reinvention attempt. In both, I got the degrees, but neither worked. After both, I went back to truckdriving and the blues. and now the latter makes my living. I just am not a button-down enough fellow ever to be a schoolteacher or general-purpose news reporter. But I think and analyze, and so I write...

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