IN a shocking development today, the Rev. Rick Warren was struck by lightning while protesting the right to be who you are.
Following the lightning strike, Warren claims he saw four huge letters in the sky. He subsequently took a vow of silence and entered a Benedictine Monastery. Before entering the monastery, he told reporters the huge letters in the sky were STFU. Theologists differ as to the religious interpretation. Prominent Evangelists refused to comment.



