O come with me! together let us whack
a winkie dinkie doodle all day long
pay the piper and beat out the glad song
O isn'tit good fun and crazy craic?
When the hoary frost is on the pumpkin,
my dark Italian girlfriend used to say,
her hips raised the over-the-barrel way,
it's time for some diddle dinkie dunkin.
Believe this: Never get in a pickle
with a briney sass from Sunderland Downs
who specializes in making verbs from nouns --
you'll end up crazy as Travis Bickle.
So wake the world! wake the lads and lasses,
go slap happy on their uplifting asses.
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