Melania. A poem.

By Bob Gaydos

Melania figured she had nothing to lose

Since Donny was stuck

in the Straight of Hormuz.

Commandeer his podium.

Summon the press.

Make sure her maid finds just the right, modest dress.

***

"Good afternoon, media people,

I have something to say.

Something vich troubles me every day.

"I vill talk about Epstein, who I never knew.

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