James Comey Visits His Shrink
By Bernard Weiner, The Crisis Papers (crisispapers.org)
PSYCHIATRIST: So, Mr. Comey, tell me why you're here today.
COMEY: I'm way wired, I can hardly sleep, when I do manage to fall asleep my dreams are intense and scary. I'm getting by on coffee and junk food. My wife is worried for me and demanded that I seek immediate help.
PSY: It seems like a good place to start might be the stressful situation you now find yourself in as the FBI's director. Would you agree?