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"If at first you don't succeed -- call in an airstrike!"

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Banksy's harsh philosophy about perseverance is contained in a mural, located at Columbus and Broadway in San Francisco, that isn't very noticeable at street level and so there is a high degree of probability that President Obama did not see the art work that advises "If at first you don't succeed -- call in an airstrike," which might become a philosophical conundrum if the endeavor in question happens to be ineffective airstrikes such as the ones NATO is conducting against Libya.   The fact that the NATO airstikes are now being supplemented by unmanned drone attacks might mean that Obama did see Banksy's mural during a recent Presidential visit to Frisco and realized that Col. Kurtz (Marlon Brando) in "Apocalypse Now," was right when he wrote:   "We must exterminate them!"   The Libyans will learn to love America for its efforts to protect them from Gaddafi or die in the process.

The newest American quagmire seems to be causing an identity crisis for Obama supporters.   If America's first President of Panafrican heritage is doing what George W. Bush did how can they explain their extensive criticism of the Republican and simultaneously defend their enthusiasm for the Democratic Party President who is committing the Bush initiated war crimes and atrocities at an even greater pace?  

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Progressive talk radio shows now feature hosts who promote Obama's agenda with the same degree of incomprehensible propaganda babble as Uncle Rushbo provided for Dubya when he first started the American commitment to invasions, slaughter, and torture.

The President seems to assume that the writers for liberal web sites owe him the same level of unquestioning fanatical support as he gets from the paid hacks on the airwaves.  

The World's Laziest Journalist has consistently ridiculed the logic contained in George W. Bush's line of completely absurd reasoning used to rationalize his foreign policy that grew out of the barrel of a gun.   We have asked, long before the dedication of the Bush Presidential Library, if there would be a display featuring an example of the aluminum tubes that provided a ludicrous rational for going to war because we believe that the columnist's role in society is to criticize all politicians.   We stand prepared to question and criticize the winner of the 2012 Presidential Election regardless of who wins.  

If the winner happens to be a Republican, that will make what we write a very welcome contribution to various liberal websites.   If the winner is the Democratic Party candidate that means that our efforts will be a bit uncomfortable for readers who want partisan enthusiasm rather than sarcastic criticism.

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Does that mean that the World's Laziest Journalist will never offer punditry for pay services?   If we wanted to provide hired gun wordsmithing, we'd just run an ad saying something like this:   "Have laptop; will gush (pro-Democratic Party gibberish) Wire Palindrome San Francisco."   For the time being, that ain't gonna happen.

For reason which only a conspiracy theory lunatic would appreciate, we think that it behooves the (Karl Rove) Republican game plan to promote the misperception that President Obama has a commanding lead over the assortment of ragtag Republicans vying for their party's Presidential Nomination.  

After reading some of Ian Kershaw's book "The Hitler Myth, Image and Reality in the Third Reich" this columnist envisions a scenario whereby one Republican who has been on a "listening tour" of America for the past two years, suddenly (after a spectacularly strong showing in the Iowa caucuses) becomes a media darling with a tsunami of adoring news stories about a massive and spontaneous "firestorm" of public approval.  

That bit of conspiracy theory lunacy would be possible only if one had the ubercynical perception that America's free press could be manipulated into compliance with this scenario and somehow provide the aforementioned avalanche of propaganda for (JEB?) the phenomenon candidate that this hypothetical conjecture about a political blitzkrieg requires.

The fact that the World's Laziest Journalist was kicked off a popular blog site for conjecture about the possibility that the unverifiable results from the electronic voting machines would be the basis for a return of the Bush Dynasty to the contemporary American Political scene is what we use as the basis for assuming that paid political pundits could be subjected to subtle stealth bits of message shaping in the free market arena of journalism.  

Recently the World's Laziest Journalist has produced the keystrokes necessary for several columns, but then when it came time to pack up the memory stick and trudge off to a Public Library computer to post the column, the enthusiasm and momentum evaporated completely.   Why bother?  

A current of disapproval of Obama by people who voted for him in 2008 is being ignored by the well paid punditry experts.   Is this part of the set up for a "nobody saw that coming" Republican upset in 2012?   If the seeds of dissention are blooming within the ranks of Obama's supporters and if Regan Democrats defect from Obama in 2012, is the stage being set for the arrival on the Republican side of a charismatic candidate who can unite the various factions of his party and country via a magnetic personality?  

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Anyone who has read the aforementioned Kershaw book would be sure to expect Republicans to use the adoring fans shtick such as described on page 30:   A lucky fellow "who received a small bunch of three carnations . . . had to be satisfied with a few small remains . . . after his friends had ravaged the bunch and grabbed bits of the flowers for themselves."  

What TV news producer could miss the chance to run footage of such a tableau, even if it had been carefully choreographed beforehand?   "It must be true; I seen it on TV!"

Recently we wrote several columns disparaging Obama but failed to summon the motivation for doing the additional work involved in going online and posting them.

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