Here's my reaction to a recent letter from BARTER BROKER CORP, not their real name, as I still have an account with them worth some 2000 Bogus Bucks (BBs).
You know the barter secret - so why not share it?
[Good idea! I will.]
"You know that BARTER BROKER CORP can be an incredible tool to help you stay busy and profitable even in today's challenging business climate.
[Not true. For starters there's the $20 per month fee payable only in U.S. $$$ and then there's the 10 Bogus Bucks - my deliberately pejorative term for barter broker money - each month just for having an barter account, but that's trivial because BB's aren't all they're cracked up to be.]
"Why not share the benefits of being a BARTER BROKER CORP member with your business friends and earn a nice bonus for yourself?
[Why not? Because as soon as they find out what scam BARTER BROKER CORP is I won't have any business friends anymore and they are much more important to me than any large company.]
"Helping us to grow directly helps you increase the goods and services available within the Marketplace, and gives you direct access to new trading partners.
[Okay, business friends, this is how it's suppose to work. You offer your service or product for Bogus Bucks that I've earned by selling my service or product for Bogus Bucks to someone else. Now, each time a Bogus Bucks transaction occurs BARTER BROKER CORP charges both you and me 5% in real U.S. $$$. Notice how they don't accept Bogus Bucks. Hmmmmm? So on every "trade" they make 10% in real U.S. $$$, which are good everywhere like for paying the mortgage. Try doing that with Bogus Bucks.]
"As we announced in our July inaugural CEO email, we are adding nearly 1,000 new members to our Marketplace every month! Please take a few moments to contact your local Broker with a list of people who you have encouraged to open a BARTER BROKER CORP account.