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Human Coprophagia Everlasting- the Obama Era

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Human coprophagia- a disease when a person has an insatiable desire to consume his/her own feces while devising eloquent explanations for doing so.

From the Mark Sashine's dictionary

All morons hate when you call them a moron

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JD Salinger 'A Catcher in the Rye'

It is said that any life situation in the US resembles something from the Godfather series. Mine comes from the Part III when Michael Corleone shouts ,'Just when I was out they pulled me back in!' It was not my intention to continue my Human Coprophagia series after the most notorious coprophags, Cheney and W left the building. But the recent events and especially the way those events were portrayed in the media created an urgent necessity to ponder over them because the stench of the turds hanging from the snouts of the everlasting morons recently became overwhelming. Of course I should get used to the aroma, so to speak. At the same time I don't know about you, folks, but I voted for the fresh air. No luck so far. Turds ahead an off we go.

  1. The Joe-Moronic Evil

    I get tired of this. Here comes a conglomerate of morons: Joe Wilson, Pat Buchanan and Joe, (the Moron) Scarborough. Joe Wilson shouts like a nutcase in Congress during the President's address and Pat+Joe tandem make some faces but consider that sort of a normal thing. Like someone ever had shouted, 'You lie!' to Dubya when he lied his ears off over and over and over again. Like someone ever called Reichfuhrer CapuCheney a liar when he lied on the molecular level about everything. Just imagine that picture- say, congressman Kucinich calls Dubya a liar for his total deceit about the WMDs and " Joe, the Moron calmly says that to be a normal thing and Dubya should jut bite the bullet. Just imagine that. The turd here is longer than the nose of Joe's but even if we add here the nose of Pat or the outstanding nose of Mika, the Daughter of Zbig- that would be not enough. But wait, there's more. President Carter rightfully suggests that Joe Wilson's outburst is a reflection of the lateral racism in him and many others like him. And whoa- Joe, the Moron to the rescue. How the Hell does he know? Logic dictates that the only experts in the issues of harassment of any kind are the victims. Like, say if the Jew complains about some anti-Semitic stuff he/she should be at least listened to first. In the case of Joe Wilson's thing we should first listen to black people, right? Hear what they say? OK, the Congressional Black Caucus reacted and put Mr. Wilson before the House. Good for them. As such Mr. Scarborough should swallow the turd and shut up. But no! He sucks the turd and puts it on the table. And the audience rejoices.

    On the separate note here- I was really surprised that none of the so- called black leaders made a move in the media to protect the President from the loonies. Turd is brown no matter where it comes from and here I am just following Dave Chappelle.

    1. Tea(?) With Diarrhea

      Homeland Security, ahoy? Isn't Washington an area of increased attention? Under W sitting in the White House if some unfortunate lefty like Cindy Sheehan would come to protest she would be shuffled by armored personnel to some Sahara district designated for ' free speech with no listeners.' And, God forbid, someone brings even a drawing of a weapon or a picture of Dubya looking like himself (he is such a chimp). Such person would be tasered, arrested and tried for terrorism. So, where are all those protectors now when a rowdy crowd enters the city, carries insulting pictures of the President and slogans like 'We came unarmed.. now'? Where are the guns, tasers, lines of police, all the law/order people? Hey, how about the community organizers? Where are the counterdemonstrations, black columns,, etc, etc. Where are the progressives? It did seem that the tea-party folks (never drank tea, obviously) had the time of their lives. Moreover, so did the media. Everyone had fun except for Obama who will have now to explain to Sasha and Malia why their dad was portrayed as the mass- murderer by the American people. Good luck in that department, Barack. You know, when I saw that crowd zigzagging the streets of our Capital I saw a REALLY BIG TURD. It went away but Senator DeMint will carry that stench to the Senate floor, I am sure.

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      1. Reform Of The Wealthcare

        The US does not have a Healthcare system- it has a Wealthcare system. Francisco Goya defined it perfectly in his Los Capricos. There he shows people with huge donkeys on their shoulders. Those donkeys are parasites. There is a HUGE industry of parasites sucking blood from the US people and that industry takes care of its Wealthcare. As such ANY reform which might include a public option is death to them as if the blood they suck suddenly becomes poison. We do have a National Emergency- our nation is on drugs, fear to get sick pushes people to pump vaccines into themselves as if we all are cows, hospitals are full off people who are afraid of everything and if we start counting mental patients- Oh, boy! But nobody cares for healthcare as soon as wealthcare is an issue. Our Reformer- In-Chief pretends he does not know that what we witness has nothing to do with the health of the people- it is a fight for power and control. If we had a good system like Canadian, for instance, we surely would eventually have a Canadian form of government- liberal/centrist with entrenched democratic traditions. If we continue with the weathcare status- quo- fascism is inevitable. Fast food? Eat your turds, people.

        1. For The Love Of War

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