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Human Coprophagia 2012: Sarah, The Fuhrer

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I have a dream: I wake up in the morning and go buy the Hustler Magazine. I never bought an issue before in my life. On the first page I see a photo of Sarah Palin, half- naked in a provocative position. And the headline says, 'Sarah propositions to Uncle Sam. Will he oblige?'

In my dream the magazine is dedicated to the new phenomenon. The headlines vary from "I know she cannot do real sex' to "Who was her lover when she ran for VP?" There are polls about her sex life and polls asking if the public agrees about her frigidity. There is an interview with her High School sweetheart and with several members of the Alaska legislation. (all at the same time). There are pictures of Sarah in a bathing suit but with a gun. There are photos of her alleged fantasies including Rosie, Oprah and Dick Cheney.

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In my dream Sarah sues Hustler, they counter-sue and on again-off- again-Sarah's dreams about Presidency are buried forever. That's in a dream.

In reality nothing like that happens. In reality I see quite the opposite. I see sister Sarah on the prowl. The game is afoot.

Our media demonstrates a remarkable case of human coprophagia. They generate sh*t and then eat it with such vigor that even the stench does not have enough time to diffuse. You turn on your TV and you breath it, 'It is not true that we here hate Sarah Palin. We just say that she should maybe read more books. We are not harsh- look how we treat President Obama. No, we love Sarah dearly..'

Why are they so afraid of? Or maybe it is not fear? Maybe they know their game?

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Sarah Palin was brought to the US politics in the Y2008 seemingly from nowhere. Even McCain apparently did not know much about her. She was "introduced' to him by someone unnamed during one of the events and then somehow her name was pushed through the big guys of the GOP. Who did that? Why was she chosen? That itself is a mystery to solve for those who appreciate a good story but it seems no one wants to know. And if no one wants to know here comes the Going Rogue. We get an image of the woman who made herself, stuck to her principles and personified the American individualism and conservative values. Alone? On her own? How about a nice organization called a Council of National Policy? (

That organization is founded by Tim La Haye, the nutty one and Gov. Palin is the member all-right. She is also "working' with the National Council for the New America (click here), the radical GOP group, as an "expert'. Expert on what?

The Tim La Haye cabal was the one who vetted Palin to the spotlight. The whole show in the Y2008 was not about McCain; it was about Sarah. Old John had to promote her, to shout how "great' she was and to make his staff work on her behalf. That was the deal as soon as GOP stopped fighting for Presidency in September 2008. That's why there were skirmishes within the group; some of the McCain's people hadn't read the memo. Sarah ignored them because she was promoting herself at all costs. She obviously did not care how was the salesmanship done and what kind of image she presented. Her image was predefined by La Haye and company. And the goal was achieved beautifully- by the start of the Y2009 we ALL knew about her, she was everywhere and everyone either liked her or hated her. That's folks, how you introduce a political figure. And then you make a second step- you develop a legitimate money generator to cover for the donations under the table and you buy the media. Someone said on TV that maybe Sarah was not that bright but whoever lead her efforts was very clever. I agree. Big money hire big boys. And girls.

The book she obviously did not write was a perfect cover even if it did not sell at all. But it sold big time. That was the result of a very clever campaign in the media. Two main messages were continuously broadcasted: Sarah is honest and Sarah is cute. How did Upton Sinclair say, "Fascism will come to America as a cutie', or something like that? Cutie does not have to read books. She does not have to be smart. She must be cute and also appear honest. She says she represents the real America? Of course she does. Whoever does not understand is just an elitist hater. Polls? Who cares for polls. As soon as the media does not reject (and they do know how to reject; look what they did to Edwards) and is willing to consider an image the politico strives and grows because then the media works as commercial advertising. In fact, 90% of the MSM is now doing just that- advertising Palin. She is a story. And the La Haye cabal counts on that. They know their flock.

Sarah has money and she has the media. She has her base and she has connections. She is one of the major players in the current US politics now, take it or leave it. Her masters obviously have a goal in mind- she is on the way to power and so far she seems unstoppable, Obama and Co. pretend not to notice. They are up for a very rude awakening.

The parallels are stunning; Hitler was treated exactly the same by the liberals in power in the Weimar Germany. He was ridiculed on every corner, laughed at, mocked. But exactly the same as here, the MSM carefully maintained the interest, nurtured it, said again and again that' he has something', until he emerged like a Phoenix from ashes and took the power given to him. I want my readers to remember what happened to those who laughed too loud.

OEN regulations do not recommend to compare people to the Nazis. The Nazis apparently tortured and killed thousands and millions of people and no one here deserves such a comparison. Baloney. We must find the analogues because that's lessons learned. Nazism was about 1% ideology and 99% methodology and the Nazis were incredibly good at achieving their goals. The treaty of Versailles was not that bad at all but the Nazis shouted their ears off to tell Germans how angry they were to be. The Palin machine does the same- it cultivates the stupid and unreasonable anger. The Nazis trumpeted the German exceptionality whenever they could. Sarah Palin personifies the American exceptionality; it is her bread and butter. Those tea-party folks really believe they are something as soon as that cutie gives her speeches to them. The Nazis claimed to represent the "true Germany' filled with hard-working Michels who were deceived by liberals and Jews; Sarah Palin claims EXACTLY THE SAME with a side bow to Israel. The Nazis vowed to restore and expand the German military; Sarah Palin promises even more- she promises a perpetual aggression. The methodology is a classic; it can be used by anyone and anywhere. It is a perfect tool for the power elite to push the mean and stupid to power when their time comes. Power is never taken- it is always given even when it seems to the people that they have taken it.

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Mean and stupid never forget. Sarah, the lackey of La Haye and Co. is mean and stupid. I can assure you that she has a very good memory. That's maybe her only advantage. Hitler never forgot. He killed those who mocked him and those who laughed and those who said nothing. He killed them all. Be prepared.

Yes, I have a dream that those who put Obama to power commandeer Hustler to take care of Sarah nice and easy; bury her in a sex scandal the way they buried numerous people- make her a topic of sleazy jokes. But it is only a dream. There could be a nightmarish scenario though: those Obamamasters are now funding Palin. Moore had done his job and he must go; it is time for the cutie to rule America with her iron fist. Sarah propositions to Uncle Sam and he is ready to oblige. Prepare to kiss her hand and a lot of other hands and asses. There not much space in the La Haye's Universe but for the happy few. You are not one of them. None of us are.


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The writer is 57 years old, semi- retired engineer, PhD, PE, CEM. I write fiction on a regular basis and I am also 10 years on OEN.

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