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WELCOME TO THE WORLD’S FIRST AND FOREMOST PROTESTING SERVICE

 

FILL-IN-THE-BLANK PROTESTING SERVICE

Serving Tijuana, Mexicali, and up and down the border areas from California to New Mexico, as well as all of Southern California and Arizona, including Phoenix.

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We want to be your one-stop bazaar for all your protesting needs. We offer many different packages at your dispeptide. Our services include: government protesting, New World Order clashing, environmental conflicting (both sides), marriages(couples) picketing, anniversary disputing, birthday gripes, graduation objections, tijerales manifestos en español, baptism complaining, as well as many other types of protests. We possess an array of protesting products on the first level, crayon coloring books and the whole necessary apparel to expire with the requested purchase. We have personnel specializing in thematic protests venues, such as, kitchen areas, boys and girls clubs, sleazy biker bars, hootenannies, bucket of blood resorts, as well as other well-known protest locales and events. We do heckling, chanting, bird calling, barnyard animal noises, as well as many other quadruped grunts. Consultations or references do not hesitate to be contacted with us as professional.

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PLAN SIMPLE – THE PETIT PROTEST   COST: $1,000

 

Includes: one to ten protesters five of whom are carrying signs with customer’s verbiage clearly spelled out. Will expend up to two miles of marching, one mile to and one mile back; for a total time of no more than two hours. One speech under fifteen minutes can be planned anytime inside those two hours, but applauding is extra.

 

PLAN JUNIOR – THE WAKE UP PROTEST   COST: $2,500

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Includes: up to twenty protesters w/ten carrying signs with customer’s verbiage AND pictures clearly spelled out. Will expend up to four miles of marching, two miles to and two miles back, for a total time of no more than three hours. Several speeches under fifteen minutes can be planned anytime inside those three hours, but applauding is extra.

 

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