Power of Story Send a Tweet        
- Advertisement -
Exclusive to OpEdNews:
OpEdNews Op Eds

Do guns have a future?

By   Follow Me on Twitter     Message Philip Kraske       (Page 1 of 3 pages)     Permalink

Related Topic(s): ; ; , Add Tags  Add to My Group(s)

Funny 2   Inspiring 1  
View Ratings | Rate It

opednews.com Headlined to H4 4/4/16

Author 70183
Become a Fan
  (6 fans)

File:Lefaucheux revolver.jpg - Wikimedia Commons
File:Lefaucheux revolver.jpg - Wikimedia Commons
(Image by commons.wikimedia.org)
  Permission   Details   DMCA
- Advertisement -

The other day I was oiling my Glock,

Planning to raise the human-race stock,

When Mother History gave a tick-tock,

- Advertisement -

And I realized that no longer guns rock.

.

I hoped to whack my best old ex-friend Ray,

- Advertisement -

A guy I'd known well and who lived in L.A.,

For taking my gal would I make him pay,

The tough part was how to make getaway.

.

But as I thought and rehashed and honed,

I wished that I could just send a clone,

- Advertisement -

And tell the cops t'wasn't me in that zone,

And then it hit me, why not send a drone?

.

Next Page  1  |  2  |  3

 

- Advertisement -

Funny 2   Inspiring 1  
View Ratings | Rate It

opednews.com

Philip Kraske lives in Spain, where he teaches English, does translation, and writes both prose fiction (novels) and verse.

Share on Google Plus Submit to Twitter Add this Page to Facebook! Share on LinkedIn Pin It! Add this Page to Fark! Submit to Reddit Submit to Stumble Upon Share Author on Social Media   Go To Commenting

The views expressed herein are the sole responsibility of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of this website or its editors.

Writers Guidelines

Contact AuthorContact Author Contact EditorContact Editor Author PageView Authors' Articles
Related Topic(s): ; ; , Add Tags
- Advertisement -

Most Popular Articles by this Author:     (View All Most Popular Articles by this Author)

9-11 was a national job

Republicans try to stop the Revolution of the Rubes

The touchy-feely propaganda of 60 Minutes

Russia and The New Rome

Syria and sarin: such is politics

Was Osama bin Laden really there? (Part Two)