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Do guns have a future?

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The other day I was oiling my Glock,

Planning to raise the human-race stock,

When Mother History gave a tick-tock,

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And I realized that no longer guns rock.

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I hoped to whack my best old ex-friend Ray,

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A guy I'd known well and who lived in L.A.,

For taking my gal would I make him pay,

The tough part was how to make getaway.

.

But as I thought and rehashed and honed,

I wished that I could just send a clone,

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And tell the cops t'wasn't me in that zone,

And then it hit me, why not send a drone?

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