371 online
Most Popular Choices
Share on Facebook 12 Printer Friendly Page More Sharing
OpEdNews Op Eds    H2'ed 9/4/10

Cthulhu Goes to Washington (Maybe), i.e. The Beck/Palin Show

By       (Page 1 of 4 pages)   1 comment
Message Jim Wright
reprinted from stone kettle station blog

Glenn Beck is coming to Anchorage.

A rather large number of you have asked (in jest I presume, since most of you are not complete suicidal fools) if I'm going to see him.

Heh heh. Sure.

The thought of paying to see Glenn Beck caper and sob for an hour, surrounded by enraptured Tea Party seizure monkeys in the throes of orgasmic spasm, induces in me a sickening nausea, it's a repellent visceral skin crawling reaction similar to the one most people have upon being informed they're infected with 30 foot parasitic tapeworms.


I'm actually considering it (attending the Glenn Beck rally, not eating raw infected pork though I understand they can actually cure the worms. With the Beckinites, you have only the Zombie Cure and fire).

Why in the name of Hideous Soul Destroying Dread Cthulhu would I consider such athing? Why, Jim,why?

Cthulu image from Wikipedi by from wikipedia http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cthulhu_and_R'lyeh.jpg

Cthulu image from Wikipedia

Good question (But, for crying out loud, buck up, stop sobbing)

See, speaking of Cthulhu, Sarah Palin is going to be there too in all her tentacled glory.

Beck and Palin, together.

Imagine it, if you can, if you dare. It will be At the Mountains of Madness indeed. That stage will be like gazing upon the naked Singularity, a place where science, history, nature and humanity break down and only the dark mathematical chaos of the quantum foam applies, a pinpoint of geometrically cascading ignorance and stupidity forming a ravening vortex of suck surrounded by an accretion disk of spiraling fear and densely packed ignorance, a lightning flecked tunnel into a different universe the one where the sad syphilitic clown lives.

And it's in the most opulent venue Anchorage, Alaska has to offer, the Dena'ina Center (we don't have any sacred civil rights monuments to highjack here, sorry unless they intend to steal Native Alaskan culture").

And it takes place on 9/11(September 11? Must be Ground Zero was booked, I guess).

Next Page  1  |  2  |  3  |  4

(Note: You can view every article as one long page if you sign up as an Advocate Member, or higher).

Must Read 1   Well Said 1   Funny 1  
Rate It | View Ratings

Jim Wright Social Media Pages: Facebook page url on login Profile not filled in       Twitter page url on login Profile not filled in       Linkedin page url on login Profile not filled in       Instagram page url on login Profile not filled in

Jim Wright blogs at Stone Kettle Station where you can find more of his writings.

He's a retired US Navy Chief Warrant Officer. Nowadays he lives in Alaska where he spends most of his time working in his woodshop or fishing. He (more...)
Go To Commenting
The views expressed herein are the sole responsibility of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of this website or its editors.
Writers Guidelines

Contact AuthorContact Author Contact EditorContact Editor Author PageView Authors' Articles
Support OpEdNews

OpEdNews depends upon can't survive without your help.

If you value this article and the work of OpEdNews, please either Donate or Purchase a premium membership.

If you've enjoyed this, sign up for our daily or weekly newsletter to get lots of great progressive content.
Daily Weekly     OpEd News Newsletter
   (Opens new browser window)

Most Popular Articles by this Author:     (View All Most Popular Articles by this Author)

Cthulhu Goes to Washington (Maybe), i.e. The Beck/Palin Show

To View Comments or Join the Conversation:

Tell A Friend