After the trouble and grief there in Fergs',
I question my thoughts on cops in the 'burghs.
I'd always figured our police were just great.
Feeling and sporty and built for big freight.
I mean, take all those folks on cool C.S.I. s
That flash their clean badges and great big blue eyes.
My, they look tough as two-hand their Glocks,
And they cook and play ball and darn their kids' socks.
The lovelies on Bones indifferent observe,
The innards of victims, the craft of the perve.
They seem to like guys, and dress oh-so-well,
But wouldn't find bliss with Iowan swell.