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Normally I save the punch line for last but I can't wait, hold your horses. Jf you think I am going to start by saying anything about Bill Clinton you'd be wrong, cause folks that aint the comedy in this story, that might just turn out to be the tragedy. 

We all know of Bill Clinton and his dealings since these recent campaigns. The odd part is that when Hillary was running for President these little affairs of Bill, business affairs, International business affairs didn’t mean anything. Now that she is getting a real job offer they are a scandal and could a deal breaker. I have said this before and I will say it again. Washington is a funny bird. You can do or say anything in and around the time of an election. You can promise the world, the moon, the stars and anything your opponent doesn’t say.  But the minute the elections are over you can swing around so far to the other side that even your own party wont recognize you.  What matters in an election has nothing to do with the real job. I am not calling anyone a liar, just a politician and if that offenders you, then you know there is no differences between the two.

The joke: All during the elections Hillary and Obama pretty much could see eye to eye on most of the issues. After all they are both democrats, and that means they started off in each others court. But, one issue that they did not agree on was dealing with “evil doers”. Obama said he would meet unconditionally with leaders of terrorist countries face to face, in the same room to talk things over.  Hillary said something to the effect of  “not with a ten foot pole”. I am sure it was worded a different way than I put it. But as a voter hearing this song and dance that is how it sounded to me. Anyhow, here is the beauty of the whole thing. If Hillary gets this position as Secretary of State, she gets to put on her walking shoes and hitch a ride over to these countries and unconditionally talk it out with them. 

So Obama’s strategies here would be: Give her a position she can be proud of? OR give her a job that keeps her real close to him and send her on diplomatic missions as far away as you possibly can.This is the ultimate, keep your enemies close so you can watch um plan. She gets a job close to Obama and he sends her to watch all the bad people as  Operation “Pit bull watch dog” A success!

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This plan is either the best way to get rid of the Republican party, if it works or it is the plan that will finally get Republicans and Democrats to work to as one . . . Yeah right. 

Don't be surprised if you see Republicans standing by the sidelines with one hand out to help and the other hand with rocks to throw at this possible well oiled political machine.

The only negative thing I can see right now is that it might leave poor Bill Clinton home alone. Poor Bill. 

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Wow, this next 4 years is going to be a humorist dream come true if she gets this job. I can see the movie of the week title already: Home Alone 5, Bill Clinton is home alone so call 555-1212 for a good time.

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