I like Sarah Palin
She's cute as a button
It doesn't matter
That she don't know nuttin'
She's all girl
Not no feminist
But you better watch out
If you make her pissed
She thinks the Lord
Sent us to Iraq
So you better pray hard
If you want our troops back
She is folksy and down to earth
If your daddy raped you
She would make you
Give birth.
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