Boy those knee-slappin' Teabaggers. Ain't they a funny bunch of wise-crackers? Their latest attempt at humor is a video showing former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (snarf!) having sex with a Panda! Ain't that just a riot?
FreedomWorks is a mega-conservative super-PAC run by Matt Kibbee, who is now facing an internal investigation for misuse of resources -- including the creation of this controversial video.
As Mother Jones reports:
"In one segment of the film, according to a former official who saw it, Adam Brandon, executive vice president of the group, is seen waking from a nap at his desk. In what appears to be a dream or a nightmare, he wanders down a hallway and spots a giant panda on its knees with its head in the lap of a seated Hillary Clinton and apparently performing oral sex on the then-secretary of state.
"Two female interns at FreedomWorks were recruited to play the panda and Clinton. One intern wore a Hillary Clinton mask. The other wore a giant panda suit that FreedomWorks had used at protests to denounce progressives as panderers." (Get it? Panderers ... Pandas? Har-har!)
Okay, we all know the Neocons are off their nut. but what the hell kind of March madness is this? This trumps Donald "Hair-flap" Trump's insistence that Obama faked everything from his college records to his birth certificate and Little Orphan Annie Club membership card.
Crazier than those "rape" guys talking about how women can prevent rape by holding aspirin between our knees, or how magic ovaries can shut down conception, or how it is God's will that certain women are to be attacked and violently impregnated.
This is battier than Pat Robertson's assertions that our thrift-store clothes are possessed by demons, or Rich Santorum's bringing home a dead fetus for his children to cuddle.
If you ever need proof that the Republican party is on the fast-track to a self-imposed implosion, this is it.