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Beam Me Up, Scottie . . .

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Michelle at the Iowa state fair, making both her husband AND Rick Perry envious.
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. . . there's no intelligent life in this Republican field of candidates. If Iowa is any indicator of the GOP primary race, it's going to be more fun than a barrel of flying monkeys.

Bachmann won the Iowa straw poll, but Rick "Goodhair" Perry is the current favorite. This begs the question -- with both of these Bible-thumping spokes-models in the race, can the underlings that stock the backstage green rooms at the GOP debates supply enough Botox and AquaNet for both Bachmann and Perry?

Should the other kooky candidates pack up their Bibles and/or Books of Mormon and go home?

And does anybody find it a tad bit worrisome that Rick Perry, as Governor of Texas, once advocated secession of his state, but now he wants to lead the nation? He wanted out, now wants to control them all?

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An e-mailer to our nightly program sums up this flaky field of candidates quite nicely:

"So, let's get this straight:

"In the race so far we have the Submissive Wife, the Creationist, the two men who believe Jesus lives on
the planet Kolob, the Philanderer, and now the bible-thumping Gay governor.

"Whoever said Conservatives couldn't do comedy????"

We all know the Teabagger invasion brought a fresh crop-o-crazies to Washington, but this lineup of loopy lunatics truly ups the ante on insanity.

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Kathy never expected a career in radio as a talk show producer. Born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia, Kathy was completing her nursing degree when in 2001 - in an emergency - she was asked to fill in as the producer of Mike's program. Within a few (more...)
 

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