Twelve hours after Bazinga's 5-star review, "A presidential candidate's choice is the choice for me," was published, it was listed as the "Most Helpful Favorable Review." Just barely after midnight, 2,175 of 2230 readers had already found it to be "helpful":
As a woman, I'm not adept at making decisions that concern me. So when I need the right choice, I turn to the presidential candidate that KNOWS. One with prideful experience in this department. I don't want to be filed away in an inferior & confusing electronic doohickey that I couldn't possibly understand. Or heaven forbid, have a man ask for & listen to my ideas! I'd much rather rely on this top of the line, 1980s style, Avery Durable binder. It's the choice America can trust. My education, my ideas, my opinions, my choices, please PLEASE keep them safely stored away here and far away from the men that might fear them (I mean, want to use them to hire me somedaynever). I'd write more about this most useful product, but it's time I hurry home to make dinner.
The "Most Helpful Critical Review" by Sabriel is entitled, "Not as useful as the Trap Her, Keep Her":
Maybe it's just my women, but they don't seem to want to fit into the space I've designated for them in this binder. They keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn't seem to slow them down anymore.
I'm going to have to resort to more severe three-hole punching, to keep my women in line. And maybe switch to the Trap Her, Keep Her.
Over fourteen pages of reviews of the Avery Binder were added in less than 24 hours, and can be seen at click here
Overnight, the open Facebook group, "Binders Full of Women" collected over 5000 members.
Click on the links at your own risk. Please heed the Surgeon General's warning: you might bust a gut laughing.
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