Today is January 19, 2009, in the United States of America. And there is no entry for "Martin Luther King" or "Celebrate." But there is this, in part, for:
Cemetary. n. His virtues were so conspicuous that his enemies, unable to overlook them, denied them, and his friends, to whose loose lives they were a rebuke, represented them as vices. They are here commemorated by his family, who share them.
-(Read a few biographical words about Ambrose Bierce, from the 1958 Dover paperback edition of The Devil's Dictionary, here.)