I've decided to throw my hat in the ring,
Always on alert to do the New Thing.
You toss in your cap, your 'stache, or your wig,
Buy a good suit and play Mr. Big.
Character is nowhere greatly required,
The point's to be airy and nicely attired.
Except for Bernie, who's dressed by his wife,
But has good ideas and wants to fight strife,
Is willing to damn old Hillary's demon,
Do it with gusto and both ears steamin',
Restore the "demo" to our democracy,
Without the hype or even hypocrisy.