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Yep I'm uh proud Right Wing Extremist; any other kind of American ain't worth a bucket of spit.  I'm armed with the second amendment and full of the KKK spirit that's savin' America from Communist Liberals and their Socialist Hawaiian.  Before Lincoln, there weren't no immigration problem.  We just brought in what we needed, and had a brownie for dessert from the Missus:  equal pay for play makes women equal, right?' 


Convincing Progressives all Conservatives are Neanderthals and Conservatives, all Liberals, Godless homosexuals is the easiest part of our formula -- manipulated perception.  We atop the Right pillars aren't hicks, hillbillies or showbiz bigots, like Beck & Rush.  Though there's a need for such to keep our 99% half Right.   


The cream rises to the top, so when Supremes join us for cocktails the joke's on Liberals thinking Americans love each other with justice for all in their hearts.  Like Mitt says, the 99% envy us so much, they walk all over one another to protect what little they have from those who have even less. 


We feel your pain caused by the greed of our financial friends and your lazy regulators looking the other way, but that's just the cost of doing business.  As soon as we believe we can make a profit, we'll join our little brothers in small businesses and hire you, but for now, we need to protect ourselves with a government more profitable to the bonus lifestyle to which we've grown accustomed. 


We never promised you anything.  We're in it for the thrills & girls, the perks & boy toys, the adrenalin that comes with the power and the glory of the game. 


We're like submerged wolf packs herding millions with misinformation, spreading marketing excrement in media and political potted plants, where reps blossom into disinformation, filling living rooms of the thinking they are free masses, who wander through life without knowing what's really going on.  With gain, there is no shame.


We're not the 1%; we're the top one percent of the 1%.  We're corporatism without boarders dissecting the world with our own post WWII plan.  Wake up!  Why would a corporation want to be American, when internationally we have more financial & military power and higher security clearances than most governments?


Who do you think builds and sells the Pentagon all those multi-million dollar weapons of mass destruction, like Obama's Drones?  Talk about repeat business!  War is heavenly to us.  And whose banking partners provide the loans to educate your college students.  We never were in the helping our neighbor business.  We practice the golden rule of quid pro quo, with interest.


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