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EXT. – BUSY SIDEWALK

 

Intelligent looking man answers a question from off-screen.

 

                                                            INTELLIGENT MAN

                                                (over merry-go-round music)

                                    I want an American president whose energy

                                    policy is only three words long…

 

INT. – REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION

 

Music changes, more serious over stock footage, we all know.

 

                                                            CROWD

                                    Drill, baby, drill!

 

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