Since quoting Marx makes a writer appear both more educated and more serious, I figured I'd start this piece about Iran with a bit of Marxism . . . from "Duck Soup."
Ambassador Trentino: "I am willing to do anything to prevent this war." President Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho): "It's too late. I've already paid a month's rent on the battlefield."
Now I'm not trying to imply the reasons America goes to war are this frivolous but . . . WMD? Hussein connected to 9/11? Spreading democracy? Even Harpo would be laughing out loud. By Mickey Z