Old McDonald stood outside his barn to speak with reporters at 4 a.m. The nationally televised session woke up the political world when the long-time farmer came out in favor of an assault weapons ban.
The crusty farmer wasted no time taking on Republican politicians who know how to lie, and dodge, and get re-elected, but don't know how to respect the sanctity of life. He specifically took verbal aim at Sen. Bill Cassidy, who recently blamed the Texas school massacre on feral pigs.
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