Blake and The Sheetrock Philosopher
Sheetrock Philosopher: Mornin' Blake, hey, do you own any guns?
Blake: No, I had a .22, but I pawned it after that time I got drunk and shot up all Marcie's tomatoes.
Sheetrock Philosopher: Did you hear what Trump said the other day about Clinton?
Blake: Yeah, she's gonna come get all our guns!
Sheetrock Philosopher: I thought you said you didn't own a gun anymore?
Blake: Well, that doesn't matter. The first commandment...
Sheetrock Philosopher: You mean the Second Amendment.
Blake: Yeah, the Second Amendment says God wants us to protect ourselves with guns.
Sheetrock Philosopher: Really, have you read it?
Blake: No, but I know my rights!
Sheetrock Philosopher: Ok, good, let's go get some breakfast tacos.
