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C. J. Hopkins is an award-winning playwright, novelist, and political satirist. His plays have been produced and have toured at theatres and festivals including Riverside Studios (London), 59E59 Theaters (New York), Traverse Theatre (Edinburgh), Belvoir St. Theatre (Sydney), the Du Maurier World Stage Festival (Toronto), Needtheater (Los Angeles), 7 Stages (Atlanta), the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Adelaide Fringe, Brighton Festival, and the Noorderzon Festival (the Netherlands), among others. His writing awards include the 2002 First of the Scotsman Fringe Firsts, Scotsman Fringe Firsts in 2002 and 2005, and the 2004 Best Play of the Adelaide Fringe. His political satire and commentary has been featured on NPR Berlin, in CounterPunch, ColdType, The Unz Review, Black Agenda Report, and many other publications, and has been widely translated. His debut novel, ZONE 23, is published by Snoggsworthy, Swaine & Cormorant Paperbacks.
(1 comments) SHARE Tuesday, November 17, 2020 The War is Over" GLOBOCAP TRIUMPHS!
OK, so, that was not cool. For one terrifying moment there, it actually looked like GloboCap was going to let Russian-Asset Hitler win.
(2 comments) SHARE Friday, October 16, 2020 The Covidian Cult
And then there is the existence of Sweden, and other countries which are not playing ball with the official Covid-19 narrative, which makes a mockery of the ongoing hysteria.
SHARE Monday, September 28, 2020 The War on Populism: The Final Act
So, it appears the War on Populism is building toward an exciting climax. All the proper pieces are in place for a Class-A GloboCap color revolution, and maybe even civil war.
(5 comments) SHARE Tuesday, August 11, 2020 Invasion of the New Normals
DISCLAIMER: The preceding essay is entirely the work of our in-house satirist and self-appointed political pundit, CJ Hopkins, and does not reflect the views and opinions of the Consent Factory, Inc., its staff, or any of its agents, subsidiaries, or assigns. If, for whatever inexplicable reason, you appreciate Mr. Hopkins' work and would like to support it, please go to his Patreon page
(3 comments) SHARE Friday, July 24, 2020 GloboCap Ãœber Alles
So, how are you enjoying the "New Normal" so far? Is it paranoid and totalitarian enough for you? If not " well, hold on, because it's just getting started. There is plenty more totalitarianism and paranoia still to come.
(3 comments) SHARE Wednesday, June 3, 2020 The Minneapolis Putsch
America is still a racist country, but America is no more racist today than it was when Barack Obama was president. A lot of American police are brutal, but no more brutal than when Obama was president. America didn't radically change the day Donald Trump was sworn into office. All that has changed is the official narrative. And it will change back as soon as Trump is gone and the ruling classes have no further use for it.
(10 comments) SHARE Tuesday, May 5, 2020 Virus of Mass Destruction
What there is, is a new official narrative, the brave new, paranoid, pathologized "normal." Like the War on Terror, it's a global narrative. A global, post-ideological narrative.
(5 comments) SHARE Wednesday, April 15, 2020 Brave New Normal
DISCLAIMER: The following essay is entirely the work of satirist and self-appointed political pundit, CJ Hopkins, and does not reflect the views and opinions of the Consent Factory, Inc., its staff, or any of its agents, subsidiaries, or assigns.
(1 comments) SHARE Monday, February 10, 2020 Bernie Sanders' Commie Kill Swarm
DISCLAIMER: The proceeding essay is entirely the work of satirist and self-appointed political pundit, CJ Hopkins, and does not reflect the views and opinions of the Consent Factory, Inc., its staff, or any of its agents, subsidiaries, or assigns. If, for whatever inexplicable reason, you appreciate Mr. Hopkins' work and would like to support it, please go to his Patreon page.
SHARE Tuesday, January 21, 2020 World War III
That system of systems, that multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars, has us all by the short hairs, folks. All of us. And it won't be satisfied until the world is transformed into one big, valueless, neo-feudal, privatized market " so maybe we should forget about World War III, and start focusing on World War IV.
(3 comments) SHARE Friday, December 20, 2019 The Year of Manufactured Hysteria
DISCLAIMER: The proceeding essay is entirely the work of satirist and self-appointed political pundit, CJ Hopkins, and does not reflect the views and opinions of the Consent Factory, Inc., its staff, or any of its agents, subsidiaries, or assigns.
(3 comments) SHARE Thursday, November 21, 2019 Reclaiming Your Inner Fascist
I'm not kidding. Reclaim your "Inner Fascist." It might sound crazy, but you will thank me someday.
(2 comments) SHARE Saturday, November 9, 2019 The Ministry of Wiki-Truth
So it's probably good that "Grayfell" and his pals discovered me and are feverishly "correcting" my article, and God knows how many other articles that don't conform to Wikipedia "policy,"
(2 comments) SHARE Monday, October 7, 2019 Trumpenstein Must Be Destroyed
TRUMPENSTEIN MUST BE DESTROYED! It will be playing, more or less around the clock, on more or less every screen in existence, until November 3, 2020 " or until Trump takes that lonely walk across the White House lawn to the Marine One chopper and flies off to Mar-a-Lago in disgrace.
SHARE Friday, August 9, 2019 The War on White Supremacist Terror
Terrorism isn't what used to be. Back in the day (i.e, the 1970s), there were terrorist groups like the PFLP, ANO, BSO, IRA, RAF, FARC, the Weather Underground, and so on " in other words, actual terrorist groups, committing acts of actual terrorism.
SHARE Thursday, June 6, 2019 The Quds Day Panic of 2019
DISCLAIMER: The preceding essay is entirely the work of our in-house satirist and self-appointed political pundit, CJ Hopkins, and does not reflect the views and opinions of the Consent Factory, Inc., its staff, or any of its agents, subsidiaries, or assigns.