SHARE        Thursday, August 6, 2026
The Hyper-Processed Sludge Crisis: A Rant on Corporate Pushers and the Death of Willpower The food industry hooks you on chemical sludge, and the medical industry charges you $1k a month for a syringe to mask the symptoms. Big Food and Big Pharma are high-fiving in the boardroom while our healthcare system goes bankrupt. Outright bans won't save us. The nanny state won't save us. It's time to talk about the one thing nobody wants to touch: ruthless personal responsibility and ancient Stoic discipline.

(2 comments) SHARE        Saturday, August 1, 2026
The Real Reason America Can't Beat Iran America keeps picking fights with civilizations it doesn't understand -- and Iran is the final exam we never studied for. This is my rant about why stupid people should never be allowed to start wars with ancient cultures.

SHARE        Saturday, August 1, 2026
Trump's Great American Flimflam How the Outrage Industry Milked a Nation, Cornered a Crowd, and Made Billions Selling Panic

SHARE        Saturday, August 1, 2026
Trump Profits From The Liquidation of the American Working Class I just left the gas station, and seeing four-bucks-a-gallon made my blood boil. While we count dimes at the grocery store, the guys at the top treat this country like a personal piggy bank. They are stripping America for parts, shipping our kids overseas, and leaving us with the bill. It's time to wake up.

SHARE        Thursday, July 23, 2026
The Execution of Johan Sebastia'n Dura'n Guerrero: Brought to You by the Department of Completely F**ked Up Priorities Check out my new post! "Oops, wrong guy. Sprinkle some crack on him and let's get lunch." How a fast-tracked federal hiring spree armed a violent, unvetted domestic abuser and sent him to terrorize a Maine neighborhood. This is a feature of the system, not a bug. Read the full rant.

SHARE        Sunday, July 19, 2026
Trump Called Biden Senile??? The King of Chaos Invents "the Islamic Republic of Japan" and Unveils the Absolute Comedy of an Empire in Mental Decline

SHARE        Sunday, July 19, 2026
The Big Club and the Epstein Files: Why the Rules Don't Apply Above a Billion Dollars The system isn't broken. It's working exactly how the people who built it intended

SHARE        Sunday, July 19, 2026
My 1976 July 4th Birthday Now At 75 & Still Alive The morning of July 4th, 1976, broke over Manhattan's soon to be called Tribeca in a haze of thick, oily exhaust and the bitter, heavy reek of roasting coffee pouring straight out of the coffee importing building on the corner of Hudson and North Moore Street. It was the Bicentennial-- a massive, manic national milestone

SHARE        Friday, June 19, 2026
Trump vs Welker Interview Shows He Puts Ego and Cash Ahead of Truth and Working Families A billionaire walked out of an interview, blamed the rain, and the media still pretends this is normal. Meanwhile, working people are grinding through double shifts while the same elites who caused the chaos cash in on it. I just published a piece about what really went down in that Wisconsin barn -- the lies, the tantrum, the corporate complicity, and the insult to every working American who's tired of being played. Read it.

(1 comments) SHARE        Friday, June 19, 2026
Why Trump's Chaos Will Never Match Obama's Iran Deal The adults built a nuclear headlock. The amateurs built a photo-op. It's time to fire the Yes-Men and put the professionals back in charge.

SHARE        Friday, June 19, 2026
The Trump Moron Mafia Takes Washington How a Bunch of Trump's Half"'Wit Grifters Ended Up Running the Most Dangerous Country on Earth

SHARE        Sunday, May 24, 2026
Kash Patel Walks Into the Senate Like a Man Who Mistook Oversight for a Bar Fight Tuesday's hearing wasn't oversight""it was theater. A man showed up with props, false stats, and a smear so absurd it would've been rejected from a bad political drama. If you want to understand how truth gets strangled in real time, this one's worth your coffee break.

SHARE        Sunday, May 24, 2026
MAGA Manufactured Crises Ruining America We're living through a political funhouse where fake crises get more attention than real problems. While lawmakers chase ghosts and imaginary threats, actual people are suffering and actual issues are rotting in the sun. My latest piece breaks down the avalanche of manufactured hysteria -- and what we can do to fight back with clarity, solidarity, and action.

SHARE        Saturday, May 9, 2026
The SCOTUS Offensive Coordinator: How the Court is Quarterbacking the Project 2025 Purge The heist of the century is happening right now, and the SCOTUS is the offensive coordinator calling the plays. ? In a devastating 6-3 ruling just two days ago, the Court effectively gutted the Voting Rights Act, running the exact playbook the Heritage Foundation laid out in Project 2025. They're gerrymandering our voices into silence to pave the road for an autocratic takeover-- they think we aren't paying attention

SHARE        Saturday, May 9, 2026
You Think Trump Started This Mess? The Rot Was Here Long Before Here's the thing nobody wants to admit: the corruption people blame on one man didn't start with him. It's been baked into the American political machine for decades. Money talks, voters get ignored, and billionaires treat democracy like a clearance sale. This piece breaks down how we got here, why so many people have checked out, and why the rest of us can't afford to.

SHARE        Monday, April 27, 2026
Florida Republicans Plan To Do Some Hi-Octane Gerrymandering Look at the situation: these Florida politicians are trying to redraw a map that's already crooked! They want to stack one layer of gerrymandering on top of another. They are trying to heist five extra seats in the midterms like it's some kind of high-stakes robbery.

SHARE        Monday, April 27, 2026
The Month Ukraine Said "Enough" Something damn sure shifted in this war -- and not where the TV cameras like to hang out. Not in some flashy missile strike that gets everybody doom"'scrolling. No, this shift happened in the shadows, in the numbers, in the cold machinery of war where most analysts ain't even looking. And by the time they finally wake up, the battlefield will already be speaking a whole new language.

SHARE        Monday, April 27, 2026
The Black Sea Clown Show: How Ukraine Outsmarted a "Superpower" with Drones and Guts Ukraine has proven one thing beyond debate: you don't need the biggest military -- you just need to know where to hit the idiot who brought the biggest toys.

SHARE        Friday, April 17, 2026
The Debacle In Iran So, look. Our President -- a man who's foreign"'policy process appears to be "Magic 8"'Ball, but with more caps lock" -- spent the week threatening to literally delete a civilization from the server. And then, eighty"'eight minutes before his own self"'imposed "Judgment Day," he signs a ceasefire.

SHARE        Wednesday, April 8, 2026
The Survival of the Simplest: A Field Guide to the MAGA-IDIOCRACY Hey friends -- I just published a new piece, A FIELD GUIDE TO THE MAGA"'IDIOCRACY. It's a satirical walk through the strange evolutionary advantages of America's proudly unthinking -- and why the herd keeps getting louder. If you've ever wondered how confidence, conformity, and cultivated stupidity became political superpowers, this one's for you. Give it a read, share it around, and let me know what you think.