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San Francisco based columnist, author, gym rat and novelist. My book, "The Confessions of a Catnip Junkie" is the best memoir ever written by a cat. Available on Amazon.com, or wherever fine literature is sold with no sales tax collected.

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"Allan Goldstein lives in San Francisco with his wife, Jordan, and a minimum of two cats. His op-ed newspaper column,"Caught off Base," has appeared in San Francisco's West Portal Monthly for the past decade. Satire, invective and humor are specialties.

He also blogs regularly on opednews.com and on hypocrisy.com under the pseudonym Snark Twain. Other work has appeared in Spitball, The Baseball Literary Review, The Potomac Review, and several magazines including Rock and Gem and Pilot's Preflight. He is currently at work on his third novel."

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(5 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Wednesday, February 6, 2013
The Twilight of the False Gods A flu shot for the current epidemic of bullshit.
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(8 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Tuesday, June 5, 2012
This is not a Nostalgia Column Retro is more than a passing fashion. It's a symptom.
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(27 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Thursday, February 13, 2014
How not to make a revolution A leaderless revolution is a failed revolution.
(2 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Thursday, November 3, 2011
Occupy Wall Street In The Spotlight The true source of the occupy movement's terrible, awesome power. And how to keep it strong.
SHARE More Sharing        Thursday, February 19, 2009
Geert Wilder and the Swat Valley Follies: Tolerance or Cowardice? Tolerance is a virtue. Cowardice isn't. We are using the former as an excuse for the latter. As our gutless reaction to recent events in the Swat Vally of Pakistan and the British parliament sadly proves.
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(3 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Friday, July 8, 2011
Playing Pretend in Pakistan Predators, Pakistan, and implausible deniability
(5 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Wednesday, August 12, 2009
The Government Conspiracy Agency: Annual Report Leaked document tells all! Finally, the truth about all the lies our government has been feeding us!
(4 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Saturday, December 5, 2009
It's Not a Surge, it's Chemotherapy What Obama was really saying in West Point. If you can get past your "he's killing babies!" outrage (like Afghanistan and Pakistan under the Taliban will be Candyland for women and children)you might hear what he was saying to you, and the world.
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(5 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Thursday, October 16, 2014
Soda Tax Liberals and Other Political Disasters The San Francisco Soda Tax: A good progressive cause? Or political malpractice?
(12 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Monday, July 19, 2010
An Open Letter to the Tea Partiers The Tea Partiers are not going away, no matter how fervently we wish they would. Screaming at them does as much good as their screaming at us. I offer this with civility, from one American to another, in the sincere hope that it will help.
(2 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Thursday, December 23, 2010
Which Side Are You On? We have to choose, and the American people have to choose, whether they like it or not.
(1 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Tuesday, January 5, 2010
The Vigorish is Too High The Masters of Money are destroying our economy. Their cut is too big, there's not enough left for the rest of us. The vigorish is too high.
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(4 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Monday, December 16, 2013
The Case for Market Socialism When an economy fails to serve the people it's a failed economy. The markets have driven global capitalism into a ditch. To fix it, we need some new ideas. Here's one.
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(6 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Monday, April 7, 2014
The Ultimate Meaning of All Life Revealed The last newspaper column you will ever read.
(5 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Monday, January 10, 2011
A New Year's Apology from an Incurable Writer Why do we write? And to whom? Dangerous questions that cry out for answers in these perilous times.
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(2 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Welcome to the big leagues, Mitt If you think the GOP is disenchanted with Willard "Mitt" Romney now, wait until Obama gets done with him.
SHARE More Sharing        Saturday, February 14, 2009
Michael Phelps as Jackie Robinson: Obama as FDR: Drugism as Racism. Drug prohibition is destroying the world. It's a man-made catastrophe. History will judge us harshly for it. If we live that long.
(2 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Wednesday, November 10, 2010
San Francisco: The Beautiful Bubble A love letter to my city, the San Francisco Giants and Giants fans everywhere.
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(3 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Monday, November 14, 2011
Premium Citizenship: A Marketing Plan to Save America. How to soak the rich without passing a tax the rich would never allow us to pass in the first place.
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(3 comments) SHARE More Sharing        Wednesday, April 3, 2013
The Canary in the Coal Mine Tells All An old friend warns us about the new economy

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