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(2 comments) SHARE Friday, May 28, 2010 The Hidden, Cosmic Message in Avatar and District 9
What Avatar and District 9 share, other than a general hatred of humanity, and a general love of Technicolor aliens. A secret message for mankind, courtesy the Na'vi and Prawns.
(7 comments) SHARE Wednesday, August 4, 2010 Lazy-Americans: The Last Despised Minority
Laziness is the ultimate sin. And I'm the ultimate sinner. But I'm not alone, not by a long shot.
When we wish one another a good day, we say "take it easy." If you want to wish someone a bad day, say the opposite. You'll lose a friend, but how virtuous of you!
(6 comments) SHARE Friday, March 25, 2011 Libya, Leadership and Lives
Getting it right in Libya. When everyone is against you, except the people you are helping, you are probably doing it right.
(15 comments) SHARE Tuesday, December 4, 2012 Victory in the Culture War
There are battles yet to come. But the tide has turned, the lines are smashed, the outcome no longer in doubt. We have won the culture war.
(1 comments) SHARE Sunday, October 25, 2009 How to Get Out of Afghanistan
Never let a good crisis go to waste. A crisis is coming in Afghanistan. And a chance to get out, if we don't waste it.
(6 comments) SHARE Monday, September 5, 2011 Teaching History to a Digital Generation
The digital generation has historical amnesia. But whose fault is that? Look in the mirror, my grizzled veteran friends.
(7 comments) SHARE Thursday, January 16, 2014 A reluctant defense of Political Correctness
A little love for political correctness, the ugly stepchild of cultural discourse. Political correctness,properly understood, is merely the code of honor, doing its essential work: holding society together in the absence of any other agreed moral/religious standards of behavior.
(6 comments) SHARE Tuesday, June 28, 2011 Selling the Revolution
A sales seminar for progressives. Because the future doesn't make itself.
(4 comments) SHARE Thursday, August 4, 2011 The Debt Strike Pledge
Default was a bluff and our so-called leaders folded. The enemies of the people won.
Next time we should call that bluff and make them feel the pain. A call for a general strike on debt.
(5 comments) SHARE Friday, March 6, 2009 The Crash, the Panic, the Depression.
The panic of 2008, the depression of 2009-? An historical, not to say hysterical, analysis of previous economic catastrophes going back to 1819. And why Obama needs to keep his powder dry and coffers full if we are going to survive this one.
(2 comments) SHARE Thursday, October 4, 2012 Obama wins? So what?
Obama needs to make this election about the will of the people. As in, will the will of the people be thwarted, yet again?
(5 comments) SHARE Tuesday, May 13, 2014 Failing the Edward Snowden Litmus Test.
The job of our elected representatives isn't to persecute the whistle-blowers. It is to BE the whistle-blowers.
(3 comments) SHARE Tuesday, July 9, 2013 Supreme Court Schizophrenia
When we say the Supreme Court has been politicized we besmirch the meaning of politics. They're fan boys for the GOP.
(3 comments) SHARE Sunday, November 15, 2009 Nadal Hasan and the Vices and Virtues of Political Correctness.
A little love for the unloved virtues of political correctness. How they can help us mitigate the consequences of Nadal Hasan's attack, if properly used. And how they can blind us to the naked truth, if not.
(6 comments) SHARE Thursday, March 13, 2014 Dear Hillary, Announce Now
Hillary Clinton needs to announce now and remove any uncertainty about her candidacy. As long as she’s in the race, announced or otherwise, she’ll get all the attention on the Democratic side. If she’s not going to run, she needs to step aside immediately.