(5 comments) SHARE Monday, June 23, 2014 Got a Match? I Think My Gas Tank Is Empty...
Eric Malone reviews our recent history in Iraq in light of the horrifying events of the past few weeks and President Obama's decision to deploy "military advisers" in-country.
(2 comments) SHARE Thursday, November 14, 2013 House Breaking America
Eric Malone says that America needs to be housebroken. Despite all the omnidirectional finger pointing, we need to look in the mirror to more accurately place the blame for the ever-expanding spy scandal. And then DO something to stop it. Like follow the guidelines in the Constitution.
(2 comments) SHARE Thursday, January 27, 2011 State of the Union 2011: The REAL Story
Writer Eric Malone listened to the President's "State of the Union" address the other night with a translator and comes back with what the President was REALLY saying.
(2 comments) SHARE Tuesday, January 26, 2010 Prop 8 Trial Week 2: It's Not A Choice, It's A Child
As the historic trial to overturn California's Proposition 8 concluded its second week, the court heard testimony concluding that homosexuality is an ingrained human characteristic...not a choice. Oh, and the Trial of the Decade will be on YouTube after all!
SHARE Thursday, January 15, 2009 Last Gasp Press Con
Bush's last press con was unintentionally revealing, full of self-pity, self-delusion...and according to Eric Malone, even a few laughs!
(6 comments) SHARE Thursday, October 9, 2008 Debate and Switch
Read the uncensored ADHD transcript of the second Presidential debate. Honesty was never this funny on the tube!
SHARE Friday, September 26, 2008 Subpoena Envy
It's the liberal permissive parents and Nancy Pelosi who have bred contempt for the law. That's why Sarah Palin, like Karl Rove, prefers subpoenas to Charmin'.
SHARE Saturday, September 20, 2008 Buddy Can You Spare $85-Billion?
That sound you hear following the silence is the high, shrill whine of the phone on the other end melting from the heat of the fireball that is engulfing the United States economy. The sound after that is the sound of your IRAs and 401(k)s shrieking in Boschian agony as they are skinned alive and pulled apart in different directions by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (War, Famine, Death, and Pestilence).
SHARE Sunday, July 15, 2007 Shivering In The Winter Palace
Impeachment is for wimps, if you read your Constitution and the Federalist Papers. Eric Malone did, and he says that we can't abdicate our personal responsibility as patriots to a pusillanimous Congress. We must act, as Thomas Jefferson explicitly told us to do, with wit, pitchforks, and dry powder.
(2 comments) SHARE Sunday, April 8, 2007 The Perfect Crime: Why The Firings Matter
Why firing political appointees to prevent or obstruct an investigation is a miscarriage of justice, not just a political privilege of the Executive Branch.
SHARE Friday, March 23, 2007 Gettin' A Little Snippy
Refusing to testify under oath is causing the Administration to lose in the Court of Public Opinion.