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Anice Ladi is really a widow and mother of two children who likes to lead a quiet lifestyle of fun with the kids, reading and American Idol.

Unfortunately, there are times when Anice Ladi's home life is interupted by a sudden teleheroic communication to respond to editorial pieces and current events in newspapers, magazines or on the internet. She goes to the nearest cell tower, and her apron is removed and out comes Anice Lady.... the pink and green latex catsuit wearing Super Hero whose main tools are a sautee pan, wine and kosher salt.

With a sautee pan, she is able to heat up debates. Her usernet threads tend to go on for days, as readers continue to use the same subject, long after the conversation has changed. With wine, she makes those that she debates comfortable, they lighten up, laugh and find themselves agreeing with her before they fall asleep...or ask for her phone number. With the kosher salt, she sanitizes facts, so that we find ourselves in the presence of facts.

After her work is done, she turns back into a nice lady in a small town, who really can't wait for American Idol to begin.

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