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Thursday, December 29, 2011
Political advice for Mitt Romney from the guy who does his hair. I'm Mitt Romney's Hair Stylist
Monday, May 23, 2011
Deciding that none of the declared candidates can beat Obama, the RNC decides that a blank space on the ballot will have a chance of winning. Breaking News: GOP Will Run Nobody for President in 2012
Thursday, March 31, 2011
If Sarah Palin were elected president, here's what her firswt ten days would be like President Palin's First Ten Days in Office
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Should the defeat of the South be a holiday in the North? Should the North Celebrate the Defeat of the Confederacy?
Saturday, March 19, 2011
The Tea Party Congress and Job Creation The Tea Party Congress's 20 Best Job Creation Bills
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Obama needs to emulate Clinton and shake up his advisory staff. Obama Needs to Fire Axelrod and Gibbs
Friday, December 3, 2010
Republican women are hot! I'm in Love with Michele Bachmann
Monday, November 29, 2010
What if everybody did a striptease at airport security. Stark Naked at the Airport
Sunday, November 14, 2010
What Bush's memoir looked like before it was ghostwritten and edited. The First Draft of George W. Bush's Memoir
Thursday, February 18, 2010
By jazzing up a few events -- like Curling -- maybe more people will be interested in watching the games. How to Make the Winter Olympics More Interesting
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Even if there were government death panels -- and there won't be -- how does that differ from death panels already in affect at insurance companies? Guess What? We Already Have Death Panels
Friday, February 5, 2010
It took luck, good timing and some shameless groveling on my part, but somehow the film was produced. (And flopped.) How My First Movie Got Made
Monday, February 1, 2010
A few stringent and unpleasant measures we could take to persuade Congress to pass Healthcare Reform without further delay. How To Pass Healthcare Reform by Tomorrow
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Camping is a form of masochism in which people leave the comfort of their homes to live like Neanderthal Man. Why I Hate Camping: A Glossary
Friday, January 29, 2010
I'm the only person who has interviewed the elusive JD Salinger. Years ago, I also interviewed Howard Hughes. My Exclusive Interview With J.D. Salinger
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
On your currency, Jefferson gets a raw deal by being on a $2 bill, while Alexander Hamilton's face undeservedly graces $10 dollar bills. And why is Salmon P.Chase's kisser on a $10,000 bill? Do You Know Who's in Your Wallet?
Monday, January 25, 2010
Now that Princess Di is gone, most Brits aren't all that fond of Prince Charles. Can he over come his subjects' disdain and his mother's longevity, and become king of England? Will Prince Charles Ever Be King?
Monday, January 25, 2010
With one outrageous act, President Obama can restore his presideency. What Obama Needs to Do to Be a Star Again: A Modest Proposal
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Does anybody really care if you enjoy your day? And how much enjoyment are we supposed to have? Can't we just say "Good-bye" anymore? Can We Please Stop Saying "Enjoy Your Day"?
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Will Ted Kennedy's lifelong cause be done in by the man who is running for his Senate seat? Will Ted Kennedy Be Spinning in his Grave on Tuesday?
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Health Care Reform is a badly injured man and members of Congress are the detectives. Most of them -- like Detective Joe Lieberman --want to kill the poor guy, but Detective Nancy Pelosi tried to stop them New Show: CSI: Congress
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
School systems today are deficient in teaching kids the basics. Geography, grammar and spelling have been left behind. Sure match and science are important, but do we want a generation of kids that thinks Nebraska is in Europe? What Happened to Speling, Grammer and Geografie?
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Groucho Marx unwittingly gave my career a boost, helping to land me jobs as an editor at Esquire, then as an editor of Playboy. Here are some of my adventures at both magazines. How Groucho Marx Got Me an Editorial Job at Playboy
Thursday, January 7, 2010
A few simple and inexpensive ways to beat the Taliban without shedding any blood. How To Make the Taliban Surrender
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Put together 3 guys with too much German beer, some tank flares and the East German border, and you could have big trouble How I Almost Started World War III (True Story)
Monday, January 4, 2010
How can straight couples who violate their marriage vows call gay marriage an issue that destroys the sanctity of marriage? What the Hell Does "Sanctity of Marriage" Mean?
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Has airline safety gotten so ridiculous that passengers' orifices will now be searched? A Colonoscopy at Every Airport?
Monday, December 28, 2009
May I please speak to a HUMAN?!!! How we all suffer from the customer service runaround and why. Is Customer Service a Corporate Conspiracy?
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Why do people like this film? It has no story and the characters are grating. Why "Julie & Julia" Stinks
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Poking holes in the Republicans' misguided idolatry of Ronald Reagan. Upstaged by a Chimp: The Bogus Myth of Ronald Reagan
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
With the increased anxieties of modern life, strange new phobias have begun to appear. Scientists are doing their best to keep up with this new trend. Psychiatrists Identify New Phobias
Monday, December 21, 2009
Lefties unite! Surely a Left Wing militia can outsmart the wingnuts. After all, we're better at Photoshop. I'm Starting a Left Wing Militia. Wanna Join?
Friday, December 18, 2009
Given the state of the world in 1843, Scrooge had the right attitude about charity and good cheer. Why Scrooge Was Right About Christmas
Thursday, December 17, 2009
One reason: To make the weights work, you're supposed to lift them. Why I Hate My Health Club
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Why should one Senator be able to hold up legislation that could impact the whole nation? Should the Senate be Abolished?
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Is Mitt Romney the Republican's only choice for 2012? Is he hiding to keep his distance from the wingnuts? Where is Mitt Romney Hiding?
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Synopses of the 5 most moronic movie scripts I sold to Hollywood while I worked a screenwriter. The 5 Dumbest Scripts I Ever Sold to Hollywood
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Joseph Stalin complains about Hitler's popularity I'm Joseph Stalin and I'm Feeling Neglected
Friday, December 11, 2009
The Top 20 Political Questions I'd Like to Ask Top 20 Political Questions