Barring a wouldn't-put-it-past-them pre-election staging of George W. Bush personally dragging bin Laden by his beard out of his bat cave, or some Gulf of Tonkin-like "attack" on the recently-arrived U.S. warships in the Persian Gulf perfectly synchronized with a lapdog-media hyping of the new White House applause line "It was Iran who has been the gravest threat all along to our McWalMart way of life! Don't worry, we'll save you!" Democrats appear poised in a few short weeks to translate their witty way with bumper-stickers into control of one or both houses of Congress.
For the next biennium, the nation will hold its collective breath. Having not held the reins of power in the House for twelve long years, do Democrats still even know how to ride the horse?
Democrats certainly couldn't do any worse than these hapless Republicans. A rider-less horse is just what we've had this past congressional session, a horse unbridled and left to run away with our nation's fiscal discipline and moral clarity all because these Republican cowboys were too busy trying to close the gates on one powerlust-induced scandal after another. Just getting this runaway horse back into the corral will be an improvement.
If voters should decide to give one or both houses of Congress back to the Democrats on November 7th, Democrats must clearly understand what they are being given: a mere two-year opportunity to demonstrate why they deserve a shot at redecorating the Oval Office in 2008. It isn't much time, and there's too much work to be done to waste time sharpening the hatchet.
If Democrats can resist vengeance, and instead work tirelessly to rouse an angry country to face its real villains our energy overdependence on the Middle East, our looming health care collapse, our educational unreadiness for the 21st-century economy, and our out-of-control transfer of carbon from earth to sky they will have proven themselves a capable alternative, willing unlike the other political party to put principle over power and to face the tough issues that all of us are facing together in this young century. Their hold on power will remain safe or even grow.